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John McCain held a town hall for women last night in Denver and just could not resist making one of his patented “jokes” about women, which usually involve rape, bestiality, cunts, and chicks with dicks. This one is much simpler: he says it’s a very “emotional” town hall, “maybe because it’s a women’s town hall, heh heh, heh.” The Republican white women cheer because they are the worst demographic on Earth. UPDATE: Oh Christ there’s another awesome video out there too along the lines of, “How bout that dame in the debate, HEHH????” After the jump. MORE »

As everybody in America knows, John McCain loves holding town hall events where he doesn’t have to read out loud to an audience, and nobody can see that he is six inches shorter than the podium. In these town halls he offers “straight talk you can believe in,” like “I am a nasty old bastard who will bomb Iran my first day in office, then take a nap.” So how did the John McCain’s awesome town hall go last night? MORE »

Is anyone watching John Edwards’ Town Hall? Surrounded on all sides by old Iowa hausfraus, shut-ins, pea-pickers, chattin’ all folksy-like about the Sudan an’ Global Warming, John Edwards has finally become Andy Griffith in A Face in the Crowd. MORE »

The Preisdent’s billionth town hall this morning (with a bunch of smarter-than-the-press-corps Johns Hopkins students) was clearly part of his “charm offensive” or whatever the hell their excuse is for sending him to laff it up with regular folk. Hey, maybe it works really well in person, but is anyone else paying attention to the President anymore? The guy does like three of these a day now, and we were gonna ask how he’s still finding the time to do President-law-enforcing stuff, but if rappin’ with the kids distracts him from, say, NUKING IRAN, then we’re all for it. MORE »