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Posts Tagged ‘tours’

FACE-HAVING PUNDITS

Subject-Verb Agreement Has A Liberal Bias

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009


“Faceless pundits talks around the issues, not about them…celebrity gossip passes as breaking news…and the liberal bias spewed by the mainstream media makes them like less like a public service and more like an extension of the White House Press Office.” Dates in Westbury, NY and Tampa are already sold out! People do not hesitates or you will has no choice but to listen to your faceless pundits talks around the issues. [Bold & Fresh Tour 2010]


SPAWNING A NEW GENERATION OF REPUBLICANS

Obama Was So Mean To Tardy Childrens

Friday, May 22nd, 2009

Typical behavior for a devil-chickenA bunch of kids from Virginia went on a field trip to get a tour of the White House, but they got there late, and the President had a play date with the Pittsburgh Steelers so the White House was closed and all the children cried, which was exactly what he wanted. [NBC Washington]