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Posts Tagged ‘torturous remarks’

Ashcroft Boldly States He’d Try to Survive

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

Who, me? Yeah, no, that's cool, I'd be tortured if I had toIt’s so hard to decide sometimes whether Ashcroft is good or evil. He presided over the initial implementation of the Patriot Act, then got hounded by Gonzo on his deathbed about illegal wiretapping and now he’s gone back to defending the Patriot Act again. But, now, it’s with more torture-y goodness!

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