tories
Pakistan’s ISI Wants Nothing But the Best For the U.S., Really
Those leaks from Wikileaks seem to show that the ISI, the Pakistani spy agency that essentially created the Taliban, still is really quite supportive of that organization, despite Pakistan being technically allied with several countries trying to destroy it. But the ISI would like you to know that this is all a bunch of lies [...]
POSH-PONCE DAVID CAMERON IS UK PRIME MINISTER
It’s official, long live Her Majesty’s Saucy New Rabbit-Goblin, good luck poor folk and chavs everywhere! Margaret Thatcher is literally dancing in her grave! [BBC/Guardian]
GORDON BROWN TO QUIT FOR LABOUR/LIB-DEM SEXYTIME: As mentioned in the post below, Posh-Ponce David Cameron couldn’t make a Tory/Lib-Dem deal, so now Nick Clegg is having romantic talks with Labour, and Gordon Brown just said he’d step down as Prime Minister so that Labour and the Lib-Dems can make a Shared Government against the [...]
Sullen British Staggering To Voting Pubs Right Now
Why do we care at all about the UK election taking place today? Aren’t the British to blame for our whole Tea Party problem? And didn’t those curry-spewing lobsterbacks burn down the White House that one time? Well, today we will let bygones be bygones, because the UK elections are really the only foreign politics [...]
J.K. Rowling: Conservatives Mean To Ladies, Children & Marvelous Boy Wizards
It’s almost election time on Merry Olde Knifecrime Island. What’s going on over there, anyway? Nobody knows! Voldemort’s smoke plume covered the whole of Great Britain, but we can safely assume the natives continue their usual activities of binge drinking and binge stabbing while their bastard children perform webcam sex shows from derelict council flats. [...]
Crisis Could Hit World By 2030!
A fancy Tory named Professor John Beddington is worried about that the “growing world population will cause a ‘perfect storm’ of food, energy and water shortages by 2030.” He’s the “chief government scientist” of England, too, so he is basically Al Gore in knickers. Anyway, this will starve out mostly the poor countries, so we’re… [...]
Is This Wealthy British Tory Also an Emperor’s Club Client?
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