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Barack Obama Not As Funny As Paula Abdul

Friday, May 2nd, 2008

Now that no one likes Barack Obama anymore, because he wants to RAISE THEIR GAS PRICES, the candidate had to appear on an Average American television comedy show such as David Letterman’s Late Night. You know, to loosen up the collar a bit and tell a coupla jokes! Watch him waver between clever politician and cyborg in this clip. [YouTube]


Top 10 Reasons Hillary Is Finally Finished

Friday, April 18th, 2008

She’s in it, and she’s in it to win, but everybody else is just kind of looking at their watches with an increasing sense of annoyance. Let’s take a look at the Top Ten reasons why Hillary Clinton won the last debate so much that if she doesn’t drop out after Pennsylvania, Howard Dean will personally have her shipped to Gitmo. MORE »