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Judson Phillips, founder of Tea Party Nation and a guy who just loves the Constitution of the United States so much that he wakes...

Here at Wonkette, we take our goal of bringing you Very Serious Legal News very seriously. Whether it is politicians getting busted for the...

Did you know that in many states there are judicial elections? And that those judicial elections are a pathway for really exceptional conspiracy-driven wingnuts,...

If we were the CEO of a multi-billion dollar company, we would happily make ten cents less per unit in order to make sure...

Lots of red-blooded US Merkins love America so much they want to LEAVE IT (because Kenyan Mooslim Sharia Oppression and such). But one such...

Marco Rubio, who we have been told is the New Face of the Republican party, has a brilliant take on solving the so-called fiscal...

You know who is so mad about the attack on the American consulate in Benghazi, and how Barack Obama sat around in the SitRoom,...

Mitt Romney was lonely. A week after the election, and all anybody was laughing at was Karl Rove and Fox News and Dick Morris...

Earlier we brought you the BREAKING NEWS that Senator John McCain is a puckered old asshole, and also why he is full of poo....

It's completely not fair that we in the media have now turned our considerable interest on the Kelley sistren. All they did was either...

As we have already pretty much established, America is Over Now, so all that's left is just sitting around and waiting for the last...

Why does that dastardly Nobumer keep refusing to work with Republicans, except for all those times he tried to pass Cap & Trade (a...

Oh boy, we have now reached our favorite part of the election cycle: the end! It's great because (a) the stressful part is...

The fact that shellymicAB's Youtube rant is unembeddable is a crime against Wonkette. But for those of you who have been begging us to...

Oh, yeah, sure, say Obama "saved the economy" or whatever, and maybe unemployment is "on the way down," by and large, if you're into...

New Jersey Senator Bob Menendez, repeat after us: Pay your hookers. Pay your hookers. PAY YOUR GODDAMN HOOKERS. Maybe you thought $100 was enough...

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