Tag: tonette walker

Don't ask him, he doesn't know.

Scott Walker Not Sure How You Get The Gay, But Knows He Doesn’t Like It

Scott Walker is a typical Republican presidential candidate, in that questions are hard, words are hard, and he just doesn't know what to say about any of this. Like for instance, how does one get the gay? Does one...
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Rick Santorum Needs You To Know His Wife Used To Shack Up With An Abortionist

While most political candidates at least like to pretend that it is Not Cool to attack their opponents' families, Rick Santorum thinks it is not only Totally Cool but also necessary so voters will know what they're getting themselves...

Scott Walker’s Wife Makes Strong Bid to be Grifter-in-Chief

Oh good lord it is impossible to go back and see how many times we've had to write about horrible semi-human Scott Walker and money. We have approximately eleventy-gillion tabs open right now looking at past Wonkette missives about...

Latest Scott Walker Fundraiser: Ask Rich Ladies To Give Him Their Purses

Villain prince Scott Walker has grown tired of the crumbling governor's mansion the state of Wisconsin gave him as a fortress against the pitchfork mobs of voters that usually hunt him down wherever he goes, so he needs cash...