Tag Archives: tonette walker

  money for nothing and your kitchens for free

Scott Walker’s Wife Makes Strong Bid to be Grifter-in-Chief

Oh good lord it is impossible to go back and see how many times we’ve had to write about horrible semi-human Scott Walker and money. We have approximately eleventy-gillion tabs open right now looking at past Wonkette missives about just how Walker’s entire political career is built on dicking over the poors while lining his own pockets. Remember Walker cockblocking Milwaukee from requiring employers to have sick days? How about being a whiny little twerp about only making $144K a year? And let’s not forget that golden oldie: buying iPads for state workers as long as they work in the agency you created. ¬†Basically, Scott Walker is an untrammeled dick. However, for really unvarnished awfulness, you really need to look at Walker’s wife, the improbably named Tonette Walker. Read more on Scott Walker’s Wife Makes Strong Bid to be Grifter-in-Chief…
  rich dandies

Latest Scott Walker Fundraiser: Ask Rich Ladies To Give Him Their Purses

Villain prince Scott Walker has grown tired of the crumbling governor’s mansion the state of Wisconsin gave him as a fortress against the pitchfork mobs of voters that usually hunt him down wherever he goes, so he needs cash to insulate the walls from the noises of the commoners. And what do aristocrats do when they need money to fix up their castles? They throw a wine and croquet luncheon, of course, during which Scott Walker’s wife will mug the assembled crowd of rich ladies who attend these sorts of things and auction off their expensive handbags back to one another for the highest price. How clever! The rich ladies love these sorts of games. All of them except one, who heard about this weird scheme in her invitation from the first lady and forwarded it to the media, because it is weird. Read more on Latest Scott Walker Fundraiser: Ask Rich Ladies To Give Him Their Purses…