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Good news, America: With the Pentagon’s sale of thousands of fighter-jet parts that only be used by Iran’s Air Force, there is still hope of a Gulf of Tonkin-style incident to finally start the War Against New Worst Enemy Iran! MORE »

• Heard on the Hill: Russ Feingold, who hates 527s, loves their dirty, dirty money. Whatever, we like Russ ’cause he sounds like a oft-cranky regular in some midwest bar… Mark Foley started a joint fundraising committee with other Republicans called (wait for it) PROM. Seriously… Fun story about riding a motorcycle with Mark Foley in a parade in 1996. [Roll Call]
• Yeas and Nays: Y&N: “J/K! TOMKAT aren’t coming anywhere near DC, losers… Marky Mark is shooting a film here in DC. Danny Glover, despite being too old for this shit, will join him shortly. [Examiner]
• Reliable Source: Post film critic throws objectivity right out the window, films scene in aforementioned Marky Mark flick… George H.W. Bush has a daughter named Doro Bush Koch??? She wrote a book or something. 41 skipped the party to hang with Germans… Li’l Kim, John Kerry. That’s all you need to know, really. [WP]
• Under the Dome: Susan Estrich does the creepy Ann Coulter hot-if-you’re-a-closet-case pose for her new book… John Boehner writes very first letter, begins it “Dear Letter to the Editor.” Addresses it to “North Pole,” forgets stamp… Sad-sounding Paul Wellstone play is, unfortunately, a musical. [The Hill]
• Rush and Molloy: Mark Foley’s boyfriend, Florida dermatologist Layne Nisenbaum, isn’t talking to anyone. Kirk Fordham is gay, never slept with Foley. [NYDN]

• Reliable Source: G-town restaurant Nathan’s is closing. Vernon Jordon inconsolable, hotdog-less. [WP]
• Yeas and Nays: Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and Asian Baby are buying a home in Northern Virginia, to be closer to their new benefactor, Redskins owner Dan Snyder… Harvard alums publish first magazine ever to beat off Barack Obama for no reason but not call him a “hottie”… John Boehner says he totally would’ve beat Mark Foely’s ass. Seriously. Just let him try that shit again. If his girl wasn’t here, man… [Examiner]

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