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Maine Gov. Paul LePage Will Starve All The Poor People Unless He Can Deny Them Cake

Paul LePage continues quest to be the worst human on earth.
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Dead Breitbart’s Ghost Forced To Pay Up For Murdering Shirley Sherrod’s Career

Remember about a million years ago in 2010 when Barack Obama was still just getting started on his project of turning all Americans against each other by being a huge racist who forced teabaggers to bring racist signs to...

Alabama Sen. Jeff Sessions: Are There No Workhouses?

The Daily Caller has an uncharacteristically non-shitty (we mean, it's not totally non-shitty, but it definitely downplays the shittiness) story about the number of children who are getting government food assistance. That number is more than one in four,...

Andrew Breitbart Says Glenn Beck Helped Him With Shirley Sherrod Vid

When Andrew Breitbart got his hands on a video of a speech on race by a woman named Shirley Sherrod, he knew he could edit it so as to make the NAACP seem racist. It was pretty obvious what...

White House Absolutely Loved Shirley Sherrod Firing, Documents Show

Internal e-mails concerning the firing of Shirley Sherrod have been released to media organizations that requested them, and it turns out the USDA and White House acted pretty much like everyone thought they had! "Just wanted you to know...

Vilsack Says He Tried Quitting, And That Immigrants Fondle Your Cheap Food

Tom Vilsack has had some not-fun times lately, according to prominent body language experts, due mostly to that one time he fired Shirley Sherrod for being racist because Andrew Breitbart told him to. Like many Washington politicians looking...

Shirley Sherrod Displays Best Body Language Ever In Vilsack Press Conference

Oh look, our pal Shirley finally ended her well-deserved weeks of R&R to hold a press conference with Ag Secretary Tom Vilsack-of-poop about him groveling to get her to come back to the USDA. She decided not to take...

Shirley Sherrod Doesn’t Want Terrible Job Fixing Racism Everywhere

Tom "The Sack" Vilsack has finally finished going through the Agriculture Department's HR files, looking for some kind of job he could give to Breitbart victim Shirley Sherrod, to make everyone stop saying such mean things about him continuously....

Weepy Glenn Beck Can Be Your Wingman Anytime

You know how at the end of Top Gun, Iceman (Val Kilmer) still doesn't agree with Maverick (Tom Cruise) on just about anything, but he has a renewed respect for his wild and woolly unorthodox style, plus everything is...

Wolf Blitzer Gets Right To the Heart of Shirley Sherrod Scandal

Have you been waiting up all day and night for Washington firebrand Wolf Blitzer's take on the whole Shirley Sherrod bogus wingnut video White House embarrassment outrage scandal thing, on Wolf Blitzer's Twitter? Here, America. Now heal.

White House Apologizes To Shirley Sherrod (Still Like Cowards)

White House press secretary Robert Gibbs apologized to Shirley Sherrod "on behalf of this entire administration" in his daily briefing, which Sherrod "watched live on CNN." Gibbs said Vilsack is "trying to reach her" to talk and apologize to...

Michael Steele Caught Trying To Hide $7 Million In RNC Debt

RNC Treasurer Randy Pullen dropped a line to members of the party's budget committee yesterday just to let them know Michael Steele has hidden about $7 million in debt from him lately. This made the RNC's "war chest" (boobs)...

Breitbart: Is the Farmer’s Wife Really His Wife?

It took more than a day for the media to figure out that Andrew Breitbart was just making a dumb ploy to make the NAACP look racist for a video that wasn't damning at all. Somehow they did not...

White House Really Happy It Avoided a ‘Media Circus’ With Shirley Sherrod’s Firing

And how did the White House managers react to Shirley Sherrod being fired from the USDA because Andrew Breitbart fucked around with a video he found somewhere? High Fives all around, according to Politico's Ben Smith. During Tuesday morning's...

Non-Racist Lady Maybe Doesn’t Want Her Job Back, Jerks

If you were not up late last night you may not have read Jack Stuef's epic and important jeremiad on the subject of Shirley Sherrod and her unnecessary journey under the bus, courtesy of the people in the Obama...

Tom Vilsack Fires Shirley Sherrod As the Summer of Firings Over Nothing Continues

<img src="http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/654005553_1946534.gif" class="right" width="250" alt="We <3 you Shirley! Keep being a great person!" title="We Yesteday, we linked to a dumb attempt by human poop-leech Andrew Breitbart to paint the NAACP as racist hypocrites. Wow, that certainly was silly! Everyone...