tom tancredo
Kool Kampus Konservatives Love to Scribble ‘White Pride’ Everywhere
O hai conservative student group Youth for Western Civilization (YWC), whose purpose is fighting “radical multiculturalism” (blahs and Messicans and definitely Islamics and probably Jewishes and Italians too), it looks like you have been kicked out of Towson University in Baltimore for losing your mortified faculty advisor after a bunch of your more clever members [...]
Tom Tancredo Comforts Olds About Dan Maes’ Evilness
As Weigel notes, this woman doesn’t actually say what Colorado Republican gubernatorial candidate Dan Maes did to her, or even who she is. Did Maes steal her Social Security checks and then rape her, or did he rape her and then steal her Social Security checks? It turns out that Maes asked her to help [...]
‘Fraud’ Dan Maes’ Running Mate Will Let You Abort Your Rape-Baby
Tom Tancredo is engaged in a noble quest to keep the Colorado governor’s race as hilarious as possible, and he is not disappointing! We all know Tom’s big thing is immigration, but how can you work that into your quixotic third-party run for the governorship of a state that doesn’t even border Mexico? We’ll probably [...]
Funny ‘Dick Wadhams’ Name Gets Funnier When Placed After ‘Dump’
You might remember “Dick Wadhams,” the Colorado GOP chairman with the funny name who was bleating about how Tom Tancredo shouldn’t run for Colorado Governor a couple of weeks ago. And if you have a really long attention span, you might remember him as the guy that Slate dubbed “Karl Rove’s heir apparent” in 2005. [...]
Tom Tancredo Running To Be John Elway of Colorado Government
After threatening hilariously last week, former Republican presidential candidate and very current birther / Muslin-hater Tom Tancredo has finally announced that he is indeed running for governor of Colorado, home of mile-high testicle oysters and the Broncos foot ball équipe. Tancredo is not contesting the Republican nomination, however, as he seems afraid to lose. Instead [...]
GOP Candidate Uses Mild Pejorative For Birthers, Sort Of Apologizes
You might remember Ken Buck as the the guy who’s running for Senate in Colorado who criticized his lady opponent, for wearing lady shoes, and who also used the word “bullshit” to refer to actual poop that came out of a cow’s butt, rather than as a metaphor for certain types of discourse? Well, he [...]
Tom Tancredo to Enemies: Step Aside or I Will Destroy You
Tom Tancredo’s career as an elected politician, rather than as a crusader for deporting everyone: Whatever became of it? Last the “Tom Tancredo” tag on Wonkette heard, he was 100 percent definitely running for governor of Colorado. If only Scott McInnis and Dan Maes, the two GOP candidates who actually bothered to register for the [...]
Anti-Immigrant Groups Collapse Into Hilarious Factionalism
A thousand thanks to Wonkette hero tipster “Geminisunmars” for pointing us to this story from the Colorado Independent about how lots of people who hate immigration — including former Congressman/laff-a-minute presidential candidate Tom Tancredo — have come to hate each other almost as much if not more so than the immigrants that they also hate. [...]
Tom Tancredo To Be Next Governor Of Colorado
Gross: “Former U.S. Rep. Tom Tancredo appears to be inching closer to getting into the Colorado gubernatorial race. While he has yet to formally declare his candidacy or fill out paperwork with the secretary of state’s office, the Littleton Republican on Thursday told a Westword reporter he ‘fully intends to run.’” Watch his first “spot” [...]
Tom Tancredo Will Not Sit And Let This Communist Blogger Insult Him!
There is no reason, ever, to invite racist ex-Congressman failure Tom Tancredo onto any television show, or at least the political ones. So thank you Tom Tancredo for graciously acknowledging your unimportance and leaving the set mid-interview!
TANCREDO RACIST DUDE IS LIKE FOUR: Marcus Epstein, the executive director of Tom Tom Tancredo and Bay Buchanan’s PAC, Team America — *ahem* HAHAHAHA like the movie — and also the executive director of Pat Buchanan and Bay Buchanan’s (other) PAC, The American Cause, is going to law school this fall, to karate chop and [...]
Tom Tancredo Top Aide Guilty of Racial Hate Crime
Surprise, surprise: “On July 7, 2007, at approximately 7:15 p.m. at Jefferson and M Street, Northwest, in Washington, D.C., defendant was walking down the street making offensive remarks when he encountered the complainant, Ms. [REDACTED], who is African-American. The defendant uttered, ‘Nigger,’ as he delivered a karate chop to Ms. [REDACTED]’s head.” [Washington Independent]
Tom Tancredo Will Bring America Together
Mexican-hating hill troll Tom Tancredo vanished from America the day Barack Obama became the black president with two mommies (Hawaii and Kansas).
Arab Camels Spotted Near Porous Mexican Border
A transition of power, combined with the crumbling economy, leaves America very vulnerable to the Terrorists. It is very clear to them, the Terrorists, that we do not have our shit together, at all. We have three presidents and 42 cents of real wealth; we grow a lot of corn. If you were a Terrorist [...]
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