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Posts Tagged ‘tom perriello’

WUSSES

Tea Partiers Reconsider Burning Effigies Of House Speaker And Moderate Congressman

Monday, November 16th, 2009

The organizers of the upcoming Danville TEAParty in Virginia were surprised that their plan to burn life-size effigies of both the Speaker of the United States House of Representatives, Nancy Pelosi, and a moderate freshman congressman, Democrat Tom Perriello, in a massive bonfire, replete (presumably) with half-and-half cocktails of Everclear and lighter fluid, drew some attention in the Liberal Media. They are now reconsidering their protest options. MORE »


NATION OF RETARDS

Friday, November 13th, 2009

IT’S RAW DEMOCRACY! RAW, FLESH-BURNING DEMOCRACY: “BLAIRS - In a move sure to spark controversy, the Danville TEA Party will close their ‘Fired Up for Freedom’ rally by burning Rep. Tom Perriello and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi in effigy in response to the passage of landmark healthcare legislation in the U.S. House of Representatives.” The Danville TEAParty — get the spelling right, local newspaper! — has a delightful forum on its website, too, if you feel like stopping by… [WPCVA via ThinkProgress, Danville TEAParty]


MIGHT AS WELL

Lobbyists Now Writing Fake Letters To Congressmen From Blacks And Mexicans, Telling Them Not To Vote For Things

Friday, July 31st, 2009

1981 called, it wants its aesthetics backJesus christ, people are so terrible these days! You know how the corporate lobbyists usually just give lots of money to elected officials, to get them to do “lighten up” a bit? Well nowadays, what with the party of “ethnics” in power, they are FORGING WHOLE letters pretending to be from black and Hispanic interest groups and sending them to fence-sitting Democrats, urging them to vote against things that would supposedly be bad for poor minorities, when really they’re just bad for “Dow Chemical.” MORE »