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HILLARY CLINTON

Brits Laugh “Derisively” at Tom DeLay

Friday, November 9th, 2007

see? even i don't have health careSo Tom DeLay is at least top five for biggest dickheads in America, and Europeans hate Americans in general, and Oxford is a college in Europe, and at European colleges they hate Americans even more… quick calculation here… It seems Tom DeLay’s visit to an Oxford debating society didn’t go so well. Especially since he pretty much debated himself after his opponent, Al Sharpton, didn’t show up. MORE »


TOM DELAY

United: Hitch And The Hammer!

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007

That’s ostensible born-again Christian Tom DeLay and ostentatious, drunken God-hater Christopher Hitchens making nice with each other at the Hill’s book fair last week! Some puckish individual thought it would be funny to sit them next to each other and watch them squabble about religion or something. Little did they know that Hitch’s hatred of all gods would dovetail nicely with DeLay’s hatred of the Muslim god and they’d have a high old time together while hawking their lame books. MORE »


HILLARY CLINTON

“He Kind of Snarled Back”

Friday, September 28th, 2007

This week, our omnipresent eyes and ears spotted Brit Hume, Jean Schmidt, Tony Snow, Ron Paul, Elvis Costello, Katie Couric, Patrick McHenry, Hillary Clinton, and Tom DeLay, then wrote about spotting them in emails, which they sent to us. And now all those emails are posted after the jump!

See someone sorta famous in DC? Tell us all about it in an email with the subject line “Wonk’d” or “sightings.”

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WONK'D

Trivia Night

Friday, September 14th, 2007

This week, Russell Crowe, Maria Cantwell, Ezra Klein, Megan McArdle, Tom Delay and Pete Hegseth were all spotted being various degrees of famous at various places by our spies and operatives. Voyeuristic fun, as always, is after the jump.

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TOM DELAY

Ken Mehlman’s Roof Party

Friday, June 29th, 2007

A little going-away party was held for Ken Mehlman on the roof of Charlie Palmer’s last Tuesday. Liz Glover and Liz Gorman crashed it. Glover’s video is above, Gorman’s pictures are here.

Ken Mehlman Reception Gallery

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CRIME

Tom DeLay Still Innocent

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

Justice was finally served in the Lone Star state today as the Texas Court of Criminal Appeals refused to un-drop charges of conspiracy against Tom DeLay. MORE »


TOM DELAY

They’ve Gone To Plaid

Tuesday, May 1st, 2007

* It’s not the Scientology that Mitt Romney loves, it’s the Travolta. [The Caucus]
* Hillary’s bad taste also in question: Does she only listen to the noise from Bono’s charity, or the shit his band puts out too? [Political Radar]
* Former Abramoff crony turned U.S. Attorney refused to prosecute himself. [Wampum]
* RIP Tom DeLay’s PAC. [Capitol Briefing]
* Joe Lieberman is still as crazy as when you voted for him. [Horse's Mouth]
* Brooklyn congressman knows what he’s gonna do when the bad boys come for him. [HuffPo]
* Gingrich and Hegel hang out with the unions, nonchalantly inquire about members willing to work for 10 cents an hour and no bathroom breaks. [Political Insider]


TOM DELAY

Rumors On The Internets: Your Bad

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

* WALNUTS! thinks it’s his staff’s fault he’s not raising any money. [Political Insider]
* Tom Delay’s word of the day: treason. [Horse's Mouth]
* Nevada rednecks want to exile Harry Reid. [Battle Born Politics]
* Dana Rohrabacher puts terror-curses on people if he detects even a hint of an eye-roll at some dumb shit he just said. [Think Progress]


TOM DELAY

Rumors On The Internets: Also A Client

Monday, April 9th, 2007

* Luckily, Brian Ross already has “DC Madam’s” number in his prop phone. [The Blotter]
* Barry Hussein will be in New York stealing money from Hillary all week, enduring what David Letterman calls humor tonight. [NYP]
* Elizabeth Edwards is shocked to find that a “rabid Republican” lives near her barony in North Carolina. [AP]
* Southern states fly flags at half-mast on the death-day of the confederacy. [Lawyers, Guns and Money]
* Tom DeLay is back dropping Hitler-bombs. [A Tiny Revolution]
* Geezers think sound-byte culture destroys political discourse; whipper-snappers can’t pay attention to anything longer. [PrezVid]
* Ann Althouse gets The Bends. [Althouse]
* ’60s weren’t that different really — same military failures, same unsubtle obscenities. [Worldwide Standard]


TOM DELAY

Rumors On The Internets: The Admirals Orientation Booklet Musclebound Specimen Said

Monday, March 26th, 2007

* Justice Department functionary fears being “scootered,” pleads the fith. [Above the Law]
* Army recruiter’s racist homophobic rants made hilarious by use of caps lock. [Pandagon]
* John Conyers can buy and sell you. [After Downing Street]
* Vast majority of government business done over Hotmail since “whitehouse.gov” addresses make it harder to the get at the Cialis and Ambien. [War and Piece]
* Mormons abandon support of Iraq war. What’s next, drinking coffee? [Passport]
* Entire Conservative Union board quits after appointing Tom DeLay to itself, but that might just be the chron talking. [Chron]


TOM DELAY

Rumors On the Internets: First Prize Is One Week In DC, Second Prize Is Two Weeks

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007

* Presidential hopefuls travel to Las Vegas this weekend to IM with voters. [Think Progress]
* If it costs $950 to have lunch with Valerie Plame and Joe Wilson, then it must cost at least two grand to not have lunch with them. [Charitybuzz]
* Movie-line jokes about Fred Thompson’s candidacy to wear thin rapidly. Laugh now. [Vodka Pundit]
* The Other 85 U.S. Attorneys keep truckin’ along in their partisan hackaday lives. [Robert Reich]
* Doing things like letting Jack Abramoff out of jail. [Guardian]
* Tom DeLay didn’t write or read his own book. [Political Wire]
* Bill O’Reilly’s hatred of NBC will be tested. [Intoxination]
* Why is James Inhofe such a dick? [Firedoglake]