tom daschle
Newest Cabinet Nominee Also Has Tax Problems, Of Course
Kansas Governor Kathleen Sebelius made Barack Obama’s short list for vice presidential candidates when it was thought he needed some ladies up in there, ladies besides the future Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. And boom just like that, “Kathleen Sebelius” was a household name! And then she spoke at the Democratic National Convention and everyone [...]
White House Responds To Rich Tom Daschle’s Withdrawal
Here’s our main man, “Bob” Gibbs, responding to the lady’s question about Tom Daschle’s *sudden* withdrawal. Gibbs is hilariously evil, usually — you can tell sometimes that he wants to find a nosy reporter’s children, throw them over a cliff, and then chuck firecrackers at their bodies — but he just doesn’t seem to enjoy [...]
Obama Wants To Make Your Children Worse, Any Way He Can
Proven untrustworthy Oath of Office-giver Joe Biden was sent to give the Oath of Office to Hillary Clinton. To no one on Earth’s surprise, he also sort of mocked this ceremony by giggling beforehand with reporters and the Clintons, again at the expense of Justice Roberts (the “Caroline Kennedy of Reading Properly.”) [Top of the [...]
DASCHLE OUT: Dang. The NYT editorial board must have some real pull. [Roll Call]
CHUCK TODD, MODERN NOSTRADAMUS: Your editor often braves the terrifying hell-beasts at the top of MSNBC’s First Read because its authors really do have a way of putting a narrative frame around the news of the day. Yesterday we found an intriguing set of bullet points about Tom Daschle, concluding with this prediction: “The Rule [...]
Tom Daschle Throws Accountant Under The Bus
Anybody who saw the Senate Minority Leader lose his seat in 2004 and then magically reappear in 2008 with a pair of snappy red glasses knows that Tom Daschle is a bit of a jackass. But little did we know he was a tax cheat who would blame his current woes on his accountant.
Communist Mob Thrilled By Daschle News
Jesus, the Web editor at NYTimes.com must’ve gotten a layoff notice today, or maybe is just stoned on the popular drug Marijuana. (Thanks to “Kevin” for the tip!)
When, Not If
Rumors On The Internets: Underboss of This Holocaust
Wonk’d: Crispy Twister Sandwich is Its Own Happy Ending
Irresponsible Tim Johnson Rumormongering
Wonk’d: Bill Bennett Can Eat You Under The Table
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