Tag: tom brokaw

Paul Begala’s Witchcraft Tiger Familiar Spotted At Stetson’s

Man, the inauguration, remember that? All sorts of famous people went to Washington D.C. to see the most famous celebrity of all, Michelle Obama. Wonkette readers spotted such elusive figures as "Paul Bengala," a rare tiger-pundit hybrid, as well...

Please, Walnuts, Take A Nap, Take A LONG NAP

"Well Tom Brokaw, heh, I'm disappointed about Colin Powell endorsing that Democrat, but I have FIVE Secretary of States in my pocket too, nyah nyah, and good ones at that -- Henry Kissinger, Jim Baker, Larry Eagleburger... Al Haig......

Substantive, Civilized Debate Disappoints

Seriously, what was up with that super boring debate last night? John McCain was supposed to call Barack Obama a terrorist pal, and then Barack Obama was supposed to say "Hey man that is just wrong" and rip off...

Liveblogging Various Poor Bums Yelling At Candidates, Part III

The New Great Depression hobo pictured here is Joe Biden, getting on the hobo train from Washington to Delaware to tend to his adult children. Joe Biden therefore cannot debate tonight, so lil' old Hopey will have to debate...

Tom Brokaw Is Your New Tim Russert!

A week and a half ago NBC newsman and Meet the Press moderator Tim Russert died, and the earth stopped in its orbit and let out a wild yawp of despair for the most wonderful person who ever lived....

Keith Olbermann Once Dated A Terrible Person!

We have read this elitist New Yorker profile of your annoying loudmouth boyfriend Keith Olbermann and, like most profiles of MSNBC personalities, it confirms everything you learned about current MSNBC dynamics during the first five minutes of its Iowa...

No, YOU Cursed, Brokaw

Larry Craig Has Gay Sex With Himself

Gossip Roundup: Dirt From Alito’s Son

Blowing George Out of Proportion