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Ice, buses, John Edwards, coffee shops, ethanol, farmers, ice, darkness … is it any wonder the national press corps is having a group nervous breakdown in Iowa? Here are some grim blind-item examples of people with broken hearts and broken minds: MORE »

In Scranton, Pennsylvania (of all the shitholes in the country) a legal victory for the foul-mouthed has been won. Dawn Herb was charged with disorderly conduct when her bastard cop neighbor, Patrick Gilman, called his fucking buddies to complain about her. Patrick said that Dawn was swearing too loudly inside her house (because her goddamn toilet was overflowing) and then ripped him a new asshole when he told her to shut the fuck up. District Judge Terrence Gallagher dismissed the charges against Dawn, ruling that her language was “protected speech pursuant to the First Amendment.” God, I do love when some son-of-a-bitch takes the time to read the motherfucking Constitution. [Boston.com]

* “The Alexandria Young Republicans are please to be hosting its first annual paintball tourney, named in honor of our Vice President and second amendment enthusiast Dick Cheney.” [AYR]
* “I decide to do what anyone else would do: Sleep on a park bench like a homeless person. I cleared off the stray twigs and leaves and curled up in a tight ball, succumbing to sweet sleep. Remember to always sleep in the fetal position when in public in case you are attacked. Fetal position helps protect your vital organs.” [In search of...]
* Finally, the Internet is used in a meaningful way that helps people, changes lives. [Lavatory Lady]
* Elanor Holmes Norton takes fight for Salt Lake City voting rights to the Senate. WP]
* PG County police kill crazy old man with shotgun, reportedly not the Vice President. [WP]