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  Burning Sensation

Wonkette Camping Corner: Don’t Set Your Poo Wipes On Fire, Dumbass

Poop has consequences, people.
Important reminder for you outdoorsy types: It’s a really bad idea to set fire to your toilet paper during a drought, as a Boise mountain bicyclist learned after his attempt to dispose of the remnants of an outdoors poo break resulted in a 73-acre wildfire. We thought you should know before making a Burnt Offering to the Great Cornholio. Read more on Wonkette Camping Corner: Don’t Set Your Poo Wipes On Fire, Dumbass…
  our demon lover

Ted Nugent: ‘Ride Into That Battlefield,’ Behead The Democrats This Fall

We have found the one musician who would not be enraged to find one of his songs used without permission at a conservative orgy somewhere in America: he is of course Ted Nugent, who attended the NRA’s annual ball gala cotillion this past weekend to sing “songs,” show his support of fast-acting weaponry, and tell America that they should vote for Romney this fall and also as a consequence behead the Democrats. In an America-themed blouson and trusty camo cowboy hat, Nugent proclaimed Obama’s camp to be a “vile, evil America-hating administration‚ÄĚ that is “wiping its ass with the Constitution.” Read more on Ted Nugent: ‘Ride Into That Battlefield,’ Behead The Democrats This Fall…