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Another Day, Another Loaded Gun Left In A Public Toilet Stall, At Walmart This Time

We may be getting a little jaded. We’re starting to wonder if this sort of thing is even news anymore: Some Responsible Gun Owner left his personal Second Amendment Solution behind on top of a toilet-paper dispenser in a Walmart men’s room in York, South Carolina, where it was found by another shopper on Sunday. The customer got a manager, who called police, and they found that the .38 caliber revolver was loaded, of course. Read more on Another Day, Another Loaded Gun Left In A Public Toilet Stall, At Walmart This Time…
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House Urinal Explodes: All House Reporters Soaked In Piss, Hopefully

Where were you on 6/4/12? This is the day that America got its groove back, after the world’s worst people — reporters — in the world’s worst institution — the House of Representatives — saw a urinal explode and soak them in pee and chewing tobacco pouches and mostly 100% water, more likely, but also perhaps that morning turd that some schlub keeps poppin’ in the urinal. They say you learn a lot about yourself after losing your first fight. Well, you learn a lot more after having that first urinal explode and hurl acid all over you. America’s back, baby. Exploding Urinal/Santelli ’16? Read more on House Urinal Explodes: All House Reporters Soaked In Piss, Hopefully…
 

Also, He Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Use the Taxpayer Provided Pink Soap

We received an amusing item today about the great lengths Saxby Chambliss goes to to ensure that no ethical impropriety occurs when his lobbyist son comes to lobby him: CHAMBLISS: At the time he made that decision, I went to members on both sides of the aisle and I said, Here Read more on Also, He Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Use the Taxpayer Provided Pink Soap…