Government Toilet Fixed, In Space
Wednesday, June 4th, 2008
America is back! Our astronauts floating in that useless goddamned tin can that uselessly orbits around the Earth forever can finally take off their shitty diapers and use a toilet again. This is because Our Government sent one of its three unexploded space shuttles up to low-earth orbit, at a cost of Many Billions of Dollars, to deliver a new toilet from Home Depot. That’s one small shit for man, and one giant shit for mankind. [AP/Google]
America is back! Our astronauts floating in that useless goddamned tin can that uselessly orbits around the Earth forever can finally take off their shitty diapers and use a toilet again. This is because Our Government sent one of its three unexploded space shuttles up to low-earth orbit, at a cost of Many Billions of Dollars, to deliver a new toilet from Home Depot. That’s one small shit for man, and one giant shit for mankind. [AP/Google]
It’s not an outrage that a Republican Senator was arrested in a public bathroom trying to fuck a male cop, it’s an outrage that the Main Stream Media is paying attention to this when the same amount of attention wasn’t given to the arrest of a retired gay pop singer in 1998. If not for a site called “NewsBusters” — which is “exposing and combating liberal media bias” — we may not have realized why U.S. Senator Larry Craig’s bathroom arrest should have no more media coverage than the arrest of George Michael, which apparently didn’t have exactly as much coverage as Larry Craig’s arrest, even though the first thing that anybody thinks when you say “arrested for cruising a bathroom” is “George Michael” … until this week, at least. 