After a number of press conferences in which he was uncomfortably photographed underneath a statue of a naked woman, John Ashcroft ordered the offensive titties covered up during his tenure. One of Gonzo’s first acts in office was to restore the breasts to their former naked glory. Yesterday, at new Attorney General Michael Mukasey’s swearing-in ceremony, Ashcroft was reunited with his nemesis. This is what we imagine it probably looked like. [Washington Post]