Tag: todd kincannon

Awww the poor thing, get him a benedict immediately.

It’s Sunday Funday, Let’s All Have Brunch And Gossip About The Week’s Top Stories!

Good Sunday afternoon, Wonkers! What are you all doing? We are writing this post! Let's sit together and drink adult beverages while we gossip about all the nice things we wrote this week. Was it all about Rand Paul? MOSTLY! But first,...
South Carolina woman no longer protected by the 14th Amendment, we guess.

South Carolina Waves Constitution Around To Prove Gays Can’t Get Married And Ladies Are Chattel

The Supreme Court is planning to hear arguments at the end of April in Buttsechs v. Phyllis Schlafly (not what it's really called), the case they will most likely use to permanently cram gay marriage into the throats and bottoms of...
We assume he just dresses like that anyway, because in Obama's America, no one is free

‘Family Values’ Lunatic Todd Kincannon Arrested Just For Showing Wife Who’s Boss

Now there's a mugshot that ought to gladden the hearts of many. Rightwing bile duct and former chairman of the South Carolina GOP Todd Kincannon was arrested Monday evening and is facing a charge of criminal domestic violence charge...
This is from TV, so presumably he's unmedicated here. God help us.

Rightwing Sociopath Todd Kincannon Didn’t Domestic Abuse His Wife; He Was Just On Drugs

Always nice to start off the week with an entry for the "We Completely Believe This" file: rightwing bloviator and former head of the South Carolina GOP Todd Kincannon was accused of threatening his wife and forcibly refusing to...
taken before the day everything changed...

Michigan Teabagger Cites Magna Carta, Eternal Rights Of Man In Epic Fight Over Seating Chart

Do you sometimes feel like the standard tea party characters are growing a little stale? Are you tired of the Crowders? The Kincannons? The Paranoid Ginger Wooly Willies? I mean, don’t get me wrong. Those guys are great, especially if you’re looking...
Science: now officially optional!

2014: The Year Of Terrible Science From People Saying ‘I’m Not A Scientist’

We know that politicians actually started saying "I'm not a scientist" well before 2014 -- Marco Rubio adopted it in 2012 when asked how old the earth was -- but this was definitely the year it became Republicans' go-to...
You're fooling yourself. Equestria is a dictatorship

Deleted Comments Of The Day: You Lieberals And Your Stupid Fake ‘Global Warming’

Oh, golly gee, this will be a fun edition of Dear Shitferbrains, because not only do we have a genuine climate denier in our the ol' comments queue, we also have a concern troll who accuses us of being...
Oh! You ARE sick!

‘Pro-Life’ Sociopath Todd Kincannon Has Simple Solution For Ebola: Execute All Patients

Former executive director of the South Carolina GOP, Trayvon Martin clairvoyant, ethics-free attorney, and avid penis self-photographer Todd Kincannon is proudly pro-life -- with one exception, of course, in that he wishes Wendy Davis had been aborted. But he...

Todd Kincannon Fights For His Right To Be A Dick Without Little Hindrances Like “Professional Standards Of Conduct”

It has been some time since we checked in on the antics of sexxxy dick pic sexxxter Todd Kincannon, longtime Wonkette favorite for his habit of outrageous attention whoring. Recently Todd went totally silent on the Twitter machine, his...

Sorry Ladies, Super Sexy Sexxxter Todd Kincannon Is Off the Market

Good news, Wonkanovas! It seems that being a perv who enjoys sending unsolicited pics of your block-and-tackle to any woman who so much as looks at you is no impediment to finding a hot young thang to settle down...

Former South Carolina GOP Head Loves The Troops So Much He Wishes This One Vet Had ‘Come Home In A Body Bag’

Former South Carolina GOP executive director and weinermailer Todd Kincannon is doing his part to Support The Troops, if by "support" you mean "wish violent death to." But it's totally OK in this instance, since Kincannon only wishes bullets...

Happy Eighteenth Birthday, Trayvon Martin, Racism Is Over

Oh, Trayvon Martin, we are so sorry you are dead. You were just a few months younger than our own terrible son, who is terrible. We understand from others that this is not "rare." And that he may grow...

Republican Who Tweeted About Trayvon Martin As A Drug-Addled Gay Hustler Would Like To Show You His Penis

This morning we learned about Todd Kincannon, a sensitive former executive director of the South Carolina GOP. We learned that he loves to say on Twitter that Travyon Martin deserved to be put down like a rabid dog, and...

South Carolina Republican Bravely Tweets Similarities Between Trayvon Martin, Super Bowl

Meet Todd Kincannon. This tall drink of water is the former executive director of the South Carolina Republican Party, an attorney, and the community organizer of something on Twitter called the Twitter Gulag Defense Network or #tgdn. Todd Kincannon is...