tobacco
Dennis Prager Urges Kids To Take Up Tobacco In Place Of Their Marijuana Cigarettes
Marijuana! The magical plant that is both directly responsible for over 85% of the original content found in the blogosphere and happens to be the root of all evil. Previous generations of Americans obtained their pot by growing it in their closets or buying gasoline-infused ditch weed from their sketchy cousin posted up in the [...]
Michelle Obama Is Weak On Obesity, Nation Keeps Getting Fatter
Hey there, you might want to put down your Fritos for a second, because this is gross: In 2005, “being obese or overweight caused an estimated 216,000 deaths from heart disease, diabetes and other conditions, researchers estimated, while another 191,000 deaths resulted from being physically inactive.” Do you hear that? If you sit on your [...]
Texas, In Budget Crisis, Slashes Chewing Tobacco Taxes
The state of Texas is understandably not very good at balancing its budget when an economy like this comes along, because it doesn’t care for book-learnin’ things like accounting, and would much rather spend its time perfecting its shooting-a-gun-in-the-air-indiscriminately skills. Unfortunately, it will have to eventually, but Texans are busy shooting their guns in the [...]
Gossip Roundup: Marble Shower
Allen and Webb on ‘Meet the Press’: The Goofiest Clip We Could Find
In Preparation for ’08 Run, George Allen Switches from Spitting to Swallowing
How Should Tobacco Companies Celebrate Florida Victory?
Smoke and Mirrors: Battle of the Pointless Chicago Tobacco Lounge Stories
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