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TO SOMETHING THAT ISN'T THE PRESIDENCY

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009
  • SENATE CONFIRMS HILLARY CLINTON: The Senate has confirmed Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State in a 94-2 vote, with only Jim “Every Sentence Must Have ‘God’ In It” DeMint and David “Fucking” Vitter voting against. John Cornyn put down his hearty opposition to the immediate confirmation today after WALNUTS! himself, John McCain, told him to do so. Aww. Anyway, if you’d like some of that Kazakh energy contract cash, Bill Clinton’s taking calls! [The Hill]