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Posts Tagged ‘tired metaphors’

Dick Cheney + Sausage + Slow News Day = Hilarity

Wednesday, February 14th, 2007

The man likes guys in white hats, OK?What do you do if you have a story mostly put together about Dick Cheney testifying in the Libby trial, but then Dick Cheney doesn’t testify in the Libby trial? Write a “What would have happened if Dick Cheney had testified in the Libby trial?” story, of course! But then you bring it home with some lines about sausage: MORE »