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Posts Tagged ‘tinker bell’

RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS

Cash-Strapped Disney Character Agrees To Represent ‘Green’

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009
  • What happens when a soulless pagan forest pixie asks to be removed from the RedState listserv? Well, to quote Christ… [RedState]
  • Tinker Bell is a fucking whore. [Michelle Malkin]
  • Dear Barack Obama: Focus! Focus on Afghanistan. Glue a map of Afghanistan to the back of your eyelids, so that you can focus on Afghanistan whilst you slumber. What are you doing right now? Eating lunch? You mean, not focusing on Afghanistan? See? Do you see the problem here? [Hot Air]
  • What America needs now more than ever is some good ol’ fashioned conservative pessimism and/or some classic doomsday scenarios — both, if at all possible. Thank you. [Powerline]