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Posts Tagged ‘“time to choose’

Toddlers Bravely Protect 2nd Amendment Freedoms

Wednesday, April 18th, 2007

2008: The Campaign Without Teenagers

Monday, April 16th, 2007

Hail Satan! - WonketteWhile it’s certain that America will pick another crappy president next year, it’s increasingly unlikely that the winner will have any teen-aged daughters for the Washington Press Corps to ogle. Why? Experts say it’s because most of the major candidates are way too old and scary to have recently reproduced. MORE »


Proper Sex Ed Being Taught Only in Overseas Embassies

Thursday, April 12th, 2007

This is the back of diplomat and safe sex advocate 50 Cent - WonketteThe U.S. Embassy in Angola invited 50-Cent to address their staff — and their staff’s children — on the subject of HIV and AIDS awareness last month. It turned out pretty much as you’d expect. MORE »


You Ladies Have Some Catching Up To Do

Tuesday, April 10th, 2007

Correction: Due to an editing error/stunned disbelief, a graphic accompanying National Journal’s cover story on Congresswomen with school-aged children was inaccurate. The corrected graphic is below.

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Duncan Hunter’s Son Duncan Hunter Now Just Doing His Dad’s Work For Him

Monday, March 26th, 2007

An emailer claims to have caught Duncan Hunter’s son Duncan Hunter pretending to be his congressman dad this last weekend. Though we’re pretty sure that’s not against the law — the district voted for Duncan Hunter, not necessarily that Duncan Hunter, right?

Presidential candidate and former HASC chair, Duncan Hunter, was outside his office Friday practicing his golf swing at some length….while his son (also named Duncan Hunter) sat in on meetings in his Dads office — inc meetings with VERY high ranking military officers.

There’s a hilarious story in here about the time our uncle Dick accidentally deposed the prince of Cambodia during a White House tour mistaken identity switcharoo in the ’70s, but it’s a bit long to get in to here.

More speculation, including claims of presidential campaign impropriety (horror of horrors!), after the jump, as always.

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From the Inbox: A Letter for Michele

Wednesday, March 14th, 2007

Subject: Possible letter to the editor on behalf of Michele Bachmann
Date: Wed, 7 Mar 2007 17:42:08 -0500

Hi -

I got your name as someone who might be willing to send a letter to the editor on behalf of Michele Bachmann. If that is incorrect, please let me know and I won ‘t contact you again.

As you may have seen, Michele has been the focus of lots of media lately and most of it not friendly. We want to make sure that the media and others reading the paper get a balanced view of Michele Bachmann. Therefore, if you could take just a moment of your time to write 50 -100 words about why your support Michele that would be fantastic and I know how much she would appreciate seeing that in the paper. Below are a couple of suggestions and links to different editors. If you have any questions for me, either on information or looking for a paper’s contact info please let me know.

Suggestions:

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BREAKING: RICK SANTORUM’S CRYING DAUGHTER TO HOST LATE-NIGHT FOX SHOW

Thursday, March 1st, 2007

FishbowlDC reports: MORE »


FACEBUSH UPDATE: BARBARA’S PROFILE REVEALED

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007

http://wonkette.com/assets/resources/2007/01/facebush-thumb.jpgHere it is, Barbara Bush’s Facebook profile (click to enlarge). Like everything else in this world, it’s a massive disappointment. She’s no Pierce, that’s for damn sure. MORE »


URGENT, BREAKING: BUSH TWIN ON FACEBOOK

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007

bushfacebook.jpgIvyGate has a bombshell: First Twin Barbara Bush may be on Facebook. There’s a friends-only Yale Alum profile with her name on it, and we’d all love to see the contents. MORE »


Soledad O’Brien Is A Better Parent, Less Racist Than You

Monday, January 8th, 2007

Soledad O'Brien and some other people's kids - WonketteCNN anchor Soledad O’Brien is raising the best, most open-minded little anchorling ever, according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution: MORE »