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So yeah. That's a thing now. BRB, weeping profusely and lamenting the downfall of everything worthwhile in the universe. The AP got their hands on...

So that "debate" thingie last night, you saw it, yes? Where nine of America's biggest losers pulled out their gruesome dick junk and showed...

Talking about torture is just so yesterday. And besides, there is no reason to talk about bad things our country might have done, because...

Used to be a man (or a lady!) could watch some tentacle porn in peace, not having to worry about how it might affect...

We're at week 4 of Cosmos: The Rebootening, and since last week was all about how Isaac Newton revolutionized physics, then for this week's...

Your Wonkette had to go to the hospital about a year ago for a two hour long procedure. We had a good friend come...

I like to learn a fun fact every day, and today I learned TWO fun facts! One is that people still actually read Time,...

Vacant-eyed junior demagogue Michele Bachmann wants to be a famous extremist dingbat just like her rival/idol, Sarah Palin. But how to get better known?...

Hey, did you hear Ronald Reagan's 100th birthday is next month? Of course you didn't. You've been too busy fasting and praying to Ronald...

Nancy Pelosi did an interview with Sunday's The New York Times Magazine in which she let America know that she was not put on...

The Chosen One, Democratic Senate candidate Alvin Greene, still hasn't left his father's house in the backroads of South Carolina, but that hasn't stopped...

Somewhat famous rock 'n' roll wingnut Ted Nugent is a contributor to the hot new TIME 100 list, which we are too scared to...

MEGHAN MCCAIN IS PRESIDENT OF TIME MAGAZINE: We have glanced through this new list of the 200 candidates for TIME magazine's TIME 100, and...

Time magazine chief clownsack Mark Halperin, the reporter who modernized "bullshit" for the post-Cold War era, is cold goin' nuts in this, the...

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