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Is it November 9 yet?

Let’s Pretend To Care About Kansas And South Carolina! Your Senate Sunday Reaches Its End

Let's see what's doing in some red states, to round out our look at all 34 Senate races this year.

Delta Flight Attendant: Is There A White Doctor On This Plane?

A black woman doctor on an airplane tried to help with an emergency. Yeah, you know where this story's heading.

Michael Jordan Would Like To Have A Word With You People About Police Violence

Michael Jordan is a very big superstar important person! Will this help change the conversation?

Newt Gingrich Knows What’s Good For The Blacks, And It’s Not Icky Black President Obama

Remember when Newt Gingrich said something sensitive about the black experience in America? He's done doing that now.

Black GOP Senator Treated Just As Badly By Cops As Black Folks Who Aren’t GOP Senators

Maybe white Republicans will listen to THIS guy.
Stupidest living human? Why not.

Mike Huckabee: Can We Shut Up About Racism And Talk About My Lord And Savior Jesus Christ?

When Mike Huckabee was first asked whether the Confederate flag should fly in South Carolina, he said Americans don't "want  to weigh in on every little issue in all 50 states that might be an important issue to the people...
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Republicans Decide Time Has Come To Take Sorta Brave Stand Against Confederate Flag

Seems like only yesterday, Republicans were afraid to follow in the footsteps of Mitt Romney and tell South Carolina to take down its Confederate flag. Who's to say the flag is hate, not heritage? (Everyone.) And now isn't the...
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South Carolina Exit Poll Seeks Accurate Measurement Of Black Uppitiness

In today's "You're sure this isn't from National Report?" news -- because it sounds like bullshit, but isn't witty enough to be from The Onion -- we have this story out of South Carolina, where voters in several cities...

In Bout Of Not-Affirmative Action, GOP To Promote Party’s Lone Remaining Black Representative

Rep. Tim Scott (R-SC), who is the Other Black House Republican Besides Allen West, is your newest Senator from South Carolina, after Jim Demint left to grift money at the Heritage Foundation!  YAY!!! Many people think that Tim Scott is somehow...

Jim DeMint’s Chosen Successor Maybe Has Had Sex Outside Of Marriage, Burn Him

Oh, you guys think South Carolina freshman Congressman Tim Scott is so great, huh? And that's why he is awesome dude Jim DeMint's handpicked successor in the Senate when DeMint goes off to filibuster the Heritage Foundation or whatever?...

Romney Campaign Announces Its Perfunctory Black Outreach Thingy

Are you black, and a Republican? Congratulations! Oh, you didn't hear? You've just been named to the Romney campaign's Black Leadership Council. Your duty: to say the exact same Republican talking points as everyone else, while being black. Now...

South Carolina GOP Expected To Make History Tonight By Somehow Nominating Minorities, Woman

What a wacky, wacky twist. "Wait a second, you're telling me South Carolina's going to nominate a black instead of the son of the guy who liked to segregate said minority but secretly made babies with his family's 16-year-old...