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Al Franken Super Sorry For Shitty Joke. Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 17, 2017

Everyone is pissseed at Al Franken, Democrats get high hopes, AND MORE!

John Kelly Submits To Dark Side. Wonkagenda for Wed., Nov. 1, 2017

Republicans delay the their crappy tax plan, Fox has a horrible Indictment Day, Congress is mad at Facebook. Your morning news brief.

Trump’s Black Friend In The Senate Not Really In Mood For His Shit Today

We don't like Senator Tim Scott's politics very much, but we sure do like it when he puts Donald Trump flat on his ass, WITH WORDS.

Trump White House Adds Black ESPN Lady Jemele Hill To Hit List, We Mean Shit List

GO FUCK YOURSELF, SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS.

Senate Bans Reporters While It Strangles Obamacare. Nothing To See Here. Literally

Press ban? Don't be silly. We're not ruled by autocr... [Kidding! It's your OPEN THREAD]

Trump Labor Pick Andy Pudzer Outsources Nomination To Robot

Looks like Trump may not get the grifty jerk he wanted to be Secretary of Labor. Where will he ever find another grifty jerk?

Trump & Russia? NOBODY COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING!! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 15, 2017

Trump raises a Russian red flag for the FBI, Andy Puzder is vengeful jerk, John McCain and Ted Cruz prepare to fight! Your morning news brief!
Is it November 9 yet?

Let’s Pretend To Care About Kansas And South Carolina! Your Senate Sunday Reaches Its End

Let's see what's doing in some red states, to round out our look at all 34 Senate races this year.

Delta Flight Attendant: Is There A White Doctor On This Plane?

A black woman doctor on an airplane tried to help with an emergency. Yeah, you know where this story's heading.

Michael Jordan Would Like To Have A Word With You People About Police Violence

Michael Jordan is a very big superstar important person! Will this help change the conversation?

Newt Gingrich Knows What’s Good For The Blacks, And It’s Not Icky Black President Obama

Remember when Newt Gingrich said something sensitive about the black experience in America? He's done doing that now.

Black GOP Senator Treated Just As Badly By Cops As Black Folks Who Aren’t GOP Senators

Maybe white Republicans will listen to THIS guy.
Stupidest living human? Why not.

Mike Huckabee: Can We Shut Up About Racism And Talk About My Lord And Savior Jesus Christ?

When Mike Huckabee was first asked whether the Confederate flag should fly in South Carolina, he said Americans don't "want  to weigh in on every little issue in all 50 states that might be an important issue to the people...
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Republicans Decide Time Has Come To Take Sorta Brave Stand Against Confederate Flag

Seems like only yesterday, Republicans were afraid to follow in the footsteps of Mitt Romney and tell South Carolina to take down its Confederate flag. Who's to say the flag is hate, not heritage? (Everyone.) And now isn't the...
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South Carolina Exit Poll Seeks Accurate Measurement Of Black Uppitiness

In today's "You're sure this isn't from National Report?" news -- because it sounds like bullshit, but isn't witty enough to be from The Onion -- we have this story out of South Carolina, where voters in several cities...

In Bout Of Not-Affirmative Action, GOP To Promote Party’s Lone Remaining Black Representative

Rep. Tim Scott (R-SC), who is the Other Black House Republican Besides Allen West, is your newest Senator from South Carolina, after Jim Demint left to grift money at the Heritage Foundation!  YAY!!! Many people think that Tim Scott is somehow...