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Posts Tagged ‘tim kaine’

CAMPAIGN ANNOUNCEMENTS

Obama In Some D.C. Building For Three Hours, VP Choice Imminent

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

I pick YOU to be vice president, America!On Monday, Barack Obama spent three hours in the offices of Covington and Burling, the workplace of one of the people on his vice presidential selection committee. Also, Caroline Kennedy was in town yesterday, as were David Plouffe and David Axelrod and Robert Gibbs and OH GOD TIM KAINE, THE GUY WHO DELIVERED THAT WRETCHED STATE OF THE UNION REBUTTAL A FEW YEARS BACK, WILL BE OUR VICE PRESIDENT BOOOOOOOOOOO. MORE »


WONKETTE POLLS

Obama Strongly Considering Boring Virginia Governor Guy For Veep

Monday, July 28th, 2008

Ew get the fuck away from meEXCLUSIVE MUST READ from Politico: “As Senator Barack Obama turns to the choice of his running mate, Virginia Gov. Tim Kaine has emerged as one of the campaign’s potential finalists, sources familiar with conversations in Richmond and in Chicago said.” Eh. MORE »


LEGENDS

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

Enjoy Terry McAuliffe's RumjobTERRY MCAULIFFE IS SEXIST: Uh oh, it seems that comical former Hillary Clinton campaign chairman Terry McAuliffe is drunk again. In an interview with some Virginia newspaper, he recommended Virginia Gov. Tim Kaine be selected as Obama’s second black vice president, and not Hillary! We think Terry McAuliffe should get the job because why not. [Falls Church News Press/HuffPo]


CHRIS MATTHEWS

Chris Matthews Asks Tim Kaine To “Speak Southern” For Him

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

Oh Tweety. He gets a southern governor on his teevees, like Virginia’s Tim Kaine, and he asks him to “speak Southern.” When Tim Kaine says “I’m a Kansan by birth,” all Matthews can do is laugh. He is a monster.


DC

Monday, January 7th, 2008

Smug non-smokerVirginia Governor Tim Kaine has again vowed to pursue a statewide smoking ban in any place that serves food (conveniently forgotten: Virginia requires that all places that serve alcohol serve food, so he’s saying everywhere). Kaine’s stance is a direct affront to the few D.C. smokers that bother to cross the Potomac Ocean on the Metro to take advantage of the fact that Arlington and Alexandria bars permit smoking indoors. Oh, wait. Everyone in D.C. refuses to cross the bridge into Virginia because it’s scary, so it’ll just be the Virginians getting screwed out of their cigarettes. Never mind, carry on. [Washington Post]


TIM KAINE

Democrat Cuts Spending, Republicans Object

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007

See, what I'm trying to say isThis is Democratic Governor Tim Kaine of Virginia. He would like to cut some spending that studies have shown is useless, see, to help shore up the state’s budget because $275,000 isn’t pocket change. But, the usually fiscally conservative Republicans in the state are throwing a fit. Why? Because the spending is on abstinence-only education.

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RICK SANTORUM

I Know Who Killed Health Care

Friday, August 3rd, 2007

This week, you guys saw Paul Ryan, Mitch McConnell, Chelsea Clinton, Tim Kaine, Rick Santorum, Barack Obama, Chris Dodd, Dave Chappelle, and Scooter Libby wandering around DC (and elsewhere). Voyeuristic fun, as always, is after the jump.

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FUNNY PICTURES

Tim Kaine Eyebrow Watch: Situation Back to Normal

Tuesday, April 11th, 2006

Congratulations, Governor Kaine! MORE »


FUNNY PICTURES

Tim Kaine Eyebrow Watch: Still Arched, Weeks Later

Wednesday, March 29th, 2006

Wow, it has been frozen in that position since he delivered the Democratic response to the State of the Union: MORE »


WASHINGTON POST

Metro Section: Good Luck With That

Monday, March 20th, 2006

* The Economist is going on a marketing blitz — in Baltimore. [NYT] MORE »


DEMOCRATS

Guessing Game Results: The Unidentified Governor

Tuesday, March 7th, 2006

We asked for your guesses as to the identity of this anonymous Democratic governor (as mentioned in this article from the Post):

Governors privately scoff at the slogan [?Together, America Can Do Better?]. They also say the message coming from congressional leaders has been too relentlessly negative. ?They want to coordinate. They want to collaborate. That’s all good,? said one Democratic governor who declined to be identified in order to talk candidly about a closed-door meeting. ?The question is: Coordinate or collaborate on what? People need to know not just what we’re against but what we’re for. That’s the kind of message the governors are interested in developing at the national level.?

So, which Democrat was playing the familiar game of carping about fellow Democrats? Your thoughts on this question, after the jump.

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