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  lifestyles of the rich and tasteless

Tacky Diamond Trinket Junkie Callista Gingrich Spotted Lurking At Tiffany’s

Bloated whiner Newt Gingrich is still campaigning for President despite being a prickly harping gasbag that nobody likes, in part because he maxed out a half-million dollar credit line at Tiffany’s that he scored through a bribery scheme to be able to buy the love of his high maintenance wife-bot. Even though this made him look like a grasping old sugar daddy fool who lives in contempt of ordinary struggling Americans, which he is, Newt has thankfully recovered from his media spanking none the wiser and is back to champagne-soaked shopping trips at Tiffany’s with his creepy helmet-head wife, Callista. Read more on Tacky Diamond Trinket Junkie Callista Gingrich Spotted Lurking At Tiffany’s…
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Remaining Gingrich Staffers Have Also Quit Now, Too

This “Everybody is quitting the Newt Gingrich campaign” headline is pooping all over our Google Reader again, which, isn’t this a few weeks old already? Oh, uh, this time it is Newt’s campaign fundraising team jumping ship to go swim for less rat carcass-infested waters. Nobody is willing to fork over money to pay for Newt’s expensive trips to nowhere any longer (seriously? where was he even making appearances?) so that he could continue to try to hawk the massive overstock of Newt Gingrich DVDs that humor-minded Americans still use as coasters once in a while. Tiffany’s will now be financing the Gingrich campaign, because nobody else cares about Newt.  Read more on Remaining Gingrich Staffers Have Also Quit Now, Too…
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Newt Gingrich’s Campaign Staff All Quitting, For Obvious Reasons

We haven’t heard about Newt Gingrich since he was pooping all over the GOP’s platform and also defending his $500,000 no-interest credit line at Tiffany’s, so he can always get some new whore trinkets for whatever new mistress he’s bonking in some broom closet. So how’s that campaign going? Oh, you forgot Newt Gingrich was running for president? Hahaha so did everybody, including Newt’s campaign manager and a half-dozen senior campaign staffers. They’re done! It’s time to hook up with somebody who has a chance in hell of getting the GOP nomination or at least a second spot on the ticket. And Newt Gingrich is never going to be the nominee for president or vice president of anything beyond Newt Gingrich Enterprises, LLC. Read more on Newt Gingrich’s Campaign Staff All Quitting, For Obvious Reasons…
 

Does Newt’s Campaign Website Now Go To Tiffany’s?

Here is a funny Internet thing, as we say Adios! and thanks for a fun week: If you type or paste explorenewt2012.com into your Internet address bar URL thingy, it will instead go to Tiffany’s, the jewelry chain that gave Newt a half-million-dollar no-interest credit line so he can always buy new trinkets for his new mistresses. Read more on Does Newt’s Campaign Website Now Go To Tiffany’s?…
  this explains the $500K 0% credit line

Bribery at Tiffany’s: Newt’s Latest Wife Did Tiffany’s Bidding

We thought Giant Whining Baby/Serial Divorcer Newt Gingrich had his half-million-dollar Tiffany’s credit line just because he always needs new engagement rings when he divorces his old, cancer-ridden wives for new, younger ladies he’s been schtupping for several years. But no, it’s actually sleazier than all that, because this is Newt Gingrich we’re talking about. Why did he get a very special $500,000 charge account from the jeweler with a truly spectacular 0% interest rate? Financial journalists are on the case, and they found out Newt’s current wife Callista used to be a “a high level staffer for the House Agriculture Committee, which oversees mining policy,” while a former Newt top staffer is now a top lobbyist for Tiffany’s. Because Tiffany’s mines silver on U.S. public lands, and Newt got Tiffany’s a very sweet deal to exploit America’s natural resources from America’s public lands, so that Tiffany executives and stockholders can make tens of millions of dollars every quarter by selling silver from public lands to rich douchesacks and ladder-climbing sociopaths. Read more on Bribery at Tiffany’s: Newt’s Latest Wife Did Tiffany’s Bidding…
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Newt Gingrich Such a Gift To Nation’s Headline Writers

So happy about this Reuters headline, captured above: “Republican Gingrich defiant over Tiffany’s account.” And who said chivalry was dead? Really, who said that? We want to know, so we can send Newt Gingrich over with his maxed-out $500,000 Tiffany’s credit line and the cure for cancer. (Oh yes, Newt has the cure for cancer. It’s called divorce your old wife when she gets cancer.) But why shouldn’t he maintain a half-million-dollar Tiffany’s line of credit? Who knows when he’ll meet the next Mrs. Gingrich? Would you want to be cash short but romance rich when you meet Mrs. Gingrich #4? Read more on Newt Gingrich Such a Gift To Nation’s Headline Writers…