tiffany’s
Wall Street Journal Layout Designers Do Not Care For Newt Gingrich
America still has print newspapers?! [Twitter via Copyranter]
Tacky Diamond Trinket Junkie Callista Gingrich Spotted Lurking At Tiffany’s
Bloated whiner Newt Gingrich is still campaigning for President despite being a prickly harping gasbag that nobody likes, in part because he maxed out a half-million dollar credit line at Tiffany’s that he scored through a bribery scheme to be able to buy the love of his high maintenance wife-bot. Even though this made him look [...]
Remaining Gingrich Staffers Have Also Quit Now, Too
This “Everybody is quitting the Newt Gingrich campaign” headline is pooping all over our Google Reader again, which, isn’t this a few weeks old already? Oh, uh, this time it is Newt’s campaign fundraising team jumping ship to go swim for less rat carcass-infested waters. Nobody is willing to fork over money to pay for [...]
Newt Gingrich’s Campaign Staff All Quitting, For Obvious Reasons
We haven’t heard about Newt Gingrich since he was pooping all over the GOP’s platform and also defending his $500,000 no-interest credit line at Tiffany’s, so he can always get some new whore trinkets for whatever new mistress he’s bonking in some broom closet. So how’s that campaign going? Oh, you forgot Newt Gingrich was [...]
Does Newt’s Campaign Website Now Go To Tiffany’s?
Here is a funny Internet thing, as we say Adios! and thanks for a fun week: If you type or paste explorenewt2012.com into your Internet address bar URL thingy, it will instead go to Tiffany’s, the jewelry chain that gave Newt a half-million-dollar no-interest credit line so he can always buy new trinkets for his [...]
Bribery at Tiffany’s: Newt’s Latest Wife Did Tiffany’s Bidding
We thought Giant Whining Baby/Serial Divorcer Newt Gingrich had his half-million-dollar Tiffany’s credit line just because he always needs new engagement rings when he divorces his old, cancer-ridden wives for new, younger ladies he’s been schtupping for several years. But no, it’s actually sleazier than all that, because this is Newt Gingrich we’re talking about. [...]
Newt Gingrich Such a Gift To Nation’s Headline Writers
So happy about this Reuters headline, captured above: “Republican Gingrich defiant over Tiffany’s account.” And who said chivalry was dead? Really, who said that? We want to know, so we can send Newt Gingrich over with his maxed-out $500,000 Tiffany’s credit line and the cure for cancer. (Oh yes, Newt has the cure for cancer. [...]
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