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Posts Tagged ‘thugs’

Special Chain-Link Democrat Torture Camp ‘Processing Center’ In Denver

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

Democrats are pussiesDemocratic rabble-rousing hooligans who cause a ruckus at the National Convention next week will get thrown into tiny chain-link holding cells like common animals and held in an abandoned warehouse/Thunderdome until the apocalypse comes, when they’ll be drafted into gladiatorial combat. Hurrah! MORE »


Louisiana Democrat Arrested For Thug Crime!

Monday, July 28th, 2008

Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.A famous national Democratic leader, “State Sen. Derrick Shepherd, D-Marrero,” in Louisiana, has been arrested for … well, we can’t really figure out what for, exactly, but it involves lap dancers, in his house, plus maybe his mom and sister? Punching an ex-girlfriend in the stomach, after breaking into her house? Oh, and he is also already being prosecuted “mail fraud, conspiracy to commit mail and wire fraud, and conspiracy to commit money laundering,” which is apparently unrelated to this current arrest. MORE »


NYT Op-Ed Page Dissolves Into Stinking Heap of Neocon Shit

Saturday, December 29th, 2007

we should invade the country over there, tooHuffPo reported late yesterday afternoon that William Kristol — the glib neocon editor of the Weekly Standard and founder of the Project for the New American Century, in addition to his active work the last seven years helping the Bush Administration work out the particulars of destroying the world — will be a columnist for the New York Times in 2008. It’s not that the current op-ed columnists are any great shakes, but if you’re looking for a litany of reasons to cancel that print subscription you’re still stubbornly holding onto, I recommend this, this and this, for starters. Just wanted to pass the news along in case you haven’t banged your head against the wall today. [HuffPo]


Monday, July 9th, 2007

And ladies, he's a MULTI MILLIONAIRE! - WonketteDC club-goers awarded $260,000 from Allen Iverson after his thugs beat ‘em up! [FOX Sports]