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Posts Tagged ‘thoughtful gifts’

WONKETTE WISH LIST

Oh Hey Look GLOWING Truck Nutz

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

Democracy.Well this is pretty nifty! Now you know what to get your editors for Christmas. [BrakeNutz, Gizmodo, Jalopnik]


THOUGHTFUL GIFTS

Indians Send Obama Terrifying Monkey God Statue For Good Luck

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

Hello, Cleveland!Poor Barry. First he has to deal with the racists and their stupid monkey-based paraphernalia, and then he has to put up with speculation that he isn’t a Christian, and now some well-meaning Hindus have somehow rolled up all this terribleness into a single hilarious gift: a monkey-god idol for him to worship. This will go over beautifully with the Bitters! MORE »