Tag: thoughtful gifts

Queen of Italy Michelle Obama Will Receive Free Olive Oil Forever

So we all know by now that our First Lady Michelle Obama hates Oprah and taunted her with pie, or whatever, who cares. Our FLOTUS really has no time for ridiculous accusations, because in case you haven't noticed,...

Rick Perry Has a Large Collection of Boots and ‘Medical Tests’

Every day is Christmas for Future President Cowboy Rick Perry. This is partially because that is the law down in Texas, where as much as they want to "teach Creationism" to their children, they are cursed with the burden...

Oh Hey Look GLOWING Truck Nutz

Well this is pretty nifty! Now you know what to get your editors for Christmas.