Tag Archives: Thought Catalog

  garbage news from garbage people

Thought Catalog Will Still Publish Complete Sewage But Will Not Tweet About It. Sometimes. Maybe.

You all know Thought Catalog as a reliable source of nonsense ranging from “20 Things Only People With Really Curly Hair Will Understand” and “Thinking About Thinking and Not Thinking.” But did you know they are also a reliable bastion of sexist, homophobic, transphobic, and racist bullshit? Haha of course you did, but in case you’d stopped thinking of it for just one second, Thought Catalog hit you with a double whammy this week. Read more on Thought Catalog Will Still Publish Complete Sewage But Will Not Tweet About It. Sometimes. Maybe….
  Da Fuq

We’ve Reached Peak Thought Catalog: ‘I Had Sex With A Trans Woman’

Hey guys, a straight cis dude fucked a trans woman even though he knew she was trans. Isn’t that amazing? Should he not be awarded the Nobel Prize for Enlightened Cock for putting his dick inside a woman who used to have a dick? After all, “she said she had all of her lady parts” and she did so that’s totally cool, right, bro? Maybe this bro will score sweet tang off the Hampshire grads he meets in a nearby coffee shop, because Love. Anyway, obviously this is on Thought Catalog and obviously you need to read an excerpt, which I shall provide here. Read more on We’ve Reached Peak Thought Catalog: ‘I Had Sex With A Trans Woman’…
  laugh now cry later

You Can’t Help But Smile At These Afternoon Happy Links

Let’s get you set up with some Happy Nice Time links this afternoon. Why not honor Joan of Arc and commemorate the Battle of the Herrings by making yourself this delicious herring sandwich? Read more on You Can’t Help But Smile At These Afternoon Happy Links…
  Satire Or Idiocy? Why Choose?

Thought Catalog Guy Pretty Sure Muting Him On Twitter Is First Amendment Violation

Over in our Wonket Sekrit Chatcave, a debate is raging as to whether or not this dumbass article on Thought Catalog is satire or unvarnished dumbass or some combination thereof? We’re not sure, but let’s get to mocking this guy who thinks (?) free speech is threatened by muting someone on Twitter. Read more on Thought Catalog Guy Pretty Sure Muting Him On Twitter Is First Amendment Violation…
  smile like you mean it

Emma Stone, Tom Graeff, Sideboob, And All The Donald Sterling You Can Handle In These Happy Nice Time Links

We’ve got so very very much happiness in these Happy links for you today. You should really watch Emma Stone murder Jimmy Fallon in a lip sync contest. Jon Stewart explored just how racist Cliven Bundy and Donald Sterling are. Read more on Emma Stone, Tom Graeff, Sideboob, And All The Donald Sterling You Can Handle In These Happy Nice Time Links…
  sock it to 'em

Aretha Franklin Will Do Right, Sue Bad Satire Site Out Of Business

How much do you hate fake news sites like National Report, which serves only to get the gullible to recirculate poorly written “satire” as truth? All of the hate, right? This week, another of those sites, News Nerd, trotted out a story about Patti Labelle punching Aretha Franklin and now Aretha is suing. Go Aretha. Read more on Aretha Franklin Will Do Right, Sue Bad Satire Site Out Of Business…
  Crap List From A Dude

Thought Catalog MRA Dude So Sad Ladies Keep Getting Their Privilege All Over Him

What time is it? It’s time for us to check in with Thought Catalog, the endless river of unfiltered derp. It’s like Reddit meets Buzzfeed over there, and we can always find something ridiculous. Today, let’s check out super Men’s Rights Activist dude who will type at you about female privilege. Read more on Thought Catalog MRA Dude So Sad Ladies Keep Getting Their Privilege All Over Him…
  imagine our surprise

Shocking News! Conservative Lady Does Not Wish To Date Liberal Dudes

Do you read well-known publications of yesteryear like Time? Probably not, because no one does these days, but if you were to do so, maybe you’d be thinking “gosh, I wish that Time were more like Thought Catalog and would publish essays by random ladies about how they found love or lost love or sexytimed their brother.” You are in luck, weirdo who needs better wishes, because Time has come through with a Valentine’s Day essay from a conservative lady thought leader about how her panties will never get wet for a liberal dude. Yes, Time has developed its very own “Ideas” page so that they can get in on the hot hot terribly written first person essay action, and they let Carrie Sheffield, a right wing writing lady, do a SHOCKING EXPOSE on how she generally cannot get with men that do not share her political views. WHO KNEW? Read more on Shocking News! Conservative Lady Does Not Wish To Date Liberal Dudes…
  rules for commenting radicals libel!

Angry Gavin McInnes Has New Rules For Radicals About How All Liebruls Are Dumb, Not Just The Lady Ones

It’s been a few weeks since we talked about Gavin McInnes, the Vice founder who is really working hard to reach peak MRA douchebag. We haven’t been able to forget him because his Windsong stays on our mind and also too some of his fanboys hopped over to tell us they hoped we’d die. That must just be some of the high-level discourse that McInnes touts in his new screed over at the ever-reliably-ridiculous Thought Catalog. Yes, Gavin McInnes, noted political theorist, would like to tell you all about his 10 New Rules for Radicals, which is basically just a laundry list of all the ways genius Oxford debater Gavin McInnes thinks that liberals argue wrong. SPOILER ALERT: They’re all about how to be a macho alpha man and crush those wussy liebrul beta males. Thought Catalog Thought Leadering. Read more on Angry Gavin McInnes Has New Rules For Radicals About How All Liebruls Are Dumb, Not Just The Lady Ones…
  hush now ladies

Lady Idiot Takes On Feminism

So there’s this website, see, called Thought Catalog. It is a lovely place popular with the kiddos that promises to “probably make you more interesting,” a promise that has been pointed out many times by many people, right before they insult the website, on account of its awfulness. This is one of those times. You see, though their About page says they are “nobrow and nonpartisan… Culture is our politics,” one of the Cataloggers of Thought, Karie Kardasheman, decided to take on feminism, which, she says, is “going out of style.” Since we Wonket folk are so, so concerned with what is Stylish, we thought it best to pay attention. Read more on Lady Idiot Takes On Feminism…