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Hey guys, a straight cis dude fucked a trans woman even though he knew she was trans. Isn’t that amazing? Should he not be awarded the Nobel Prize for Enlightened Cock for putting his dick inside a woman who used to have a dick? After all, “she said she had all of her lady parts” […]

Let’s get you set up with some Happy Nice Time links this afternoon. Why not honor Joan of Arc and commemorate the Battle of the Herrings by making yourself this delicious herring sandwich? You want film stuff? We got film stuff! The Coppola family talent must be getting diluted as it travels down the generations, […]

Over in our Wonket Sekrit Chatcave, a debate is raging as to whether or not this dumbass article on Thought Catalog is satire or unvarnished dumbass or some combination thereof? We’re not sure, but let’s get to mocking this guy who thinks (?) free speech is threatened by muting someone on Twitter. Yes, you might […]

We’ve got so very very much happiness in these Happy links for you today. You should really watch Emma Stone murder Jimmy Fallon in a lip sync contest. Jon Stewart explored just how racist Cliven Bundy and Donald Sterling are. You can also too watch Seth Myers get in on the Donald Sterling action. After […]

How much do you hate fake news sites like National Report, which serves only to get the gullible to recirculate poorly written “satire” as truth? All of the hate, right? This week, another of those sites, News Nerd, trotted out a story about Patti Labelle punching Aretha Franklin and now Aretha is suing. Go Aretha. […]

What time is it? It’s time for us to check in with Thought Catalog, the endless river of unfiltered derp. It’s like Reddit meets Buzzfeed over there, and we can always find something ridiculous. Today, let’s check out super Men’s Rights Activist dude who will type at you about female privilege. Before we get into […]

Do you read well-known publications of yesteryear like Time? Probably not, because no one does these days, but if you were to do so, maybe you’d be thinking “gosh, I wish that Time were more like Thought Catalog and would publish essays by random ladies about how they found love or lost love or sexytimed […]

It’s been a few weeks since we talked about Gavin McInnes, the Vice founder who is really working hard to reach peak MRA douchebag. We haven’t been able to forget him because his Windsong stays on our mind and also too some of his fanboys hopped over to tell us they hoped we’d die. That […]

HUSH NOW LADIES  10:30 am December 9, 2012

Lady Idiot Takes On Feminism

by Rich Abdill

So there’s this website, see, called Thought Catalog. It is a lovely place popular with the kiddos that promises to “probably make you more interesting,” a promise that has been pointed out many times by many people, right before they insult the website, on account of its awfulness. This is one of those times. You […]