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Posts Tagged ‘Thompson’

CLINTON

Hillary Clinton A ‘Chilly Harlot’!

Monday, November 12th, 2007

hil.jpgThanks to a kind tipster, we spent part of yesterday perusing the anagrams of our presidential candiates, which included Hillary Rodham Clinton (Damn Chilly Iron Harlot), Rudy Giuliani (I Rig Dolphin Luau), John Edwards (D’oh! Jaws Nerd) and Joe Biden (I Need Job). Strange, right? After the jump, The Dimmer Switch sheds some light. MORE »


CLINTON

Clinton Eats Rats, Edwards Gambles, Giuliani Hams

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

attys.jpgMost of our presidential candidates have law degrees. All of them, except Mitt Romney, have practiced law. The New York Times recently examined the young legal careers of our presidential candidates. In Sen. Hillary Clinton’s early days, she represented a cannery that produced pork and beans, and in one case, a can which contained the ass of a rat. She argued that there was no real harm, and besides “the rodent parts which had been sterilized were considered edible in parts of the world.” MORE »