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REPUBLICANS

Hooray, McCain/Romney Wins Florida!

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

McCain was tortured hereWith 22% of the Florida precincts reporting, McCain is just ahead of Romney, 34%-31%. Guess who is the world’s biggest loser? Ron Paul! But the real loser is Rudy “Nobody Remembers 9/11 No More” Giuliani. He bet everything on Florida, say the teevee people. He spent $30 million here. But then Republicans actually thought for a moment about Rudy, and they all said, “No, no, that is one thing that will never ever be president of anything, not even 9/11.” Let’s live-blog this one, too. Or “liveblog” it, as they say in Florida. MORE »