Tag: third parties

Wonkagenda: Monday, October 17, 2016

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Nobody Likes GOP Or Obama, So Third Party Hero Will Waste Nation’s Time

Republican candidates are all so awful that there's a new frontrunner every week. Barack Obama, meanwhile, seems dedicated to little more than enraging his own supporters while also doing nothing about the economy while also turning America into a...

‘No Labels’ Is Worst Ever Non-Political-Party Political Party

Yesterday, Mike Bloomberg and a motley crew of political failures like Charlie Crist, Mike Castle, and Blanche Lincoln converged for a major political announcement in New York City, which is, of course, our nation's capital, and thus the place...

Nader Campaign Explains How They Will Not Hand Election To Republicans This Time

Perhaps the only organization more press release-happy than MoveOn.org is the Nader-Gonzalez campaign, and for that reason alone they should be dumped in a pit of half-rotten venomous snakes with Joe Lieberman and set on fire, slowly. But also!...

Ron Paul Embarrasses Phil Gramm At Press Conference

Ron Paul's very special press conference has ended and, we regret to inform, it featured no "Tournament of Losers"-style death match among the various third-party candidates he invited. He totally copped out and endorsed three third-party candidates: Ralph Nader,...

Oh Jesus, What Does Ron Paul Want Now?

Look, Ron Paul, YOU WIN, FINE, YOU AND YOUR SUPPORTERS ARE GREAT, now will you please go away for a long time and play with your gold bricks, alone? Of course he won't, which is why he's making yet...

Upcoming National Press Club Events: Meet The Proudicans!

In the event that Iranian Space Monsters bomb everything in the entire world and Internet tonight except the National Press Club, you may consider attending its lecture tomorrow from this Presidential Candidate of the "Proudican" party, where he will...