Tag: Think Progress

Global Nice Time: Saudi Ladies First People In History To Use Rosa Parks Analogy Correctly

You know when someone is a Men's Rights Activist, or when someone is Ted Yoho, and they are all up in Rosa Parks's business claiming the mantle of Civil Rights and Rosa Parksiness for their very anti-Rosa Parks goals?...

BREAKING! David Vitter Does Thing That Is Kind Of Okay

In breaking news-that-shouldn’t-be-news, a Republican Senator has publicly stated that he will help constituents if they call asking for help about a federal program! Ticker-tape parade! Balloons! A spread of the finest Ritz crackers and Costco-brand cheeses in all...

Hey How Is It Going In Our Quest To Buy An Entire Person? An Update!

Last week or something, we asked you, the faithful Wonkvillein, to help us buy an entire person in the form and shape of Doktor Zoom. And many of you immediately started sending us money -- so much and so...

Sweet Crickets, This New GOP Website Is One Helluva Funbag

Yes. YES. Look at him shake it. He's like, "What up? I'm here, and it's time to party, baby." Again: a hilarious dancing hobbit version of Michael Steele appears when you load the new GOP.com. Everyone is loving this....

Shadow Army Of Liberal Nerds Will Destroy America!

Are you FRIGHTENED yet, citizens? Abraham Lincoln would not have cared for this at all, these sinister libtards "working in the shadows" of the publicly available Internet. Abraham Lincoln would be crying like an eagle.

John McCain Plagiarizes Common Proper Nouns, Prepositions, And Historical Dates!

Liberals are very upset with John McCain, again, because it appears he has PLAGIARIZED the famous website Wikipedia in his speech about Georgia and Russia. John McCain is using Wikipedia! That's all we care about and are very happy...

Decoding the Note: Outsourced