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Hey How Is It Going In Our Quest To Buy An Entire Person? An Update!
Last week or something, we asked you, the faithful Wonkvillein, to help us buy an entire person in the form and shape of Doktor Zoom. And many of you immediately started sending us money — so much and so fast, we actually were not able to send you personalized thank you notes, so we decided [...]
Sweet Crickets, This New GOP Website Is One Helluva Funbag
Yes. YES. Look at him shake it. He’s like, “What up? I’m here, and it’s time to party, baby.” Again: a hilarious dancing hobbit version of Michael Steele appears when you load the new GOP.com. Everyone is loving this. Think Progress is having a very Think Progress-y field day, with its dreaded flat tone of [...]
Shadow Army Of Liberal Nerds Will Destroy America!
Are you FRIGHTENED yet, citizens? Abraham Lincoln would not have cared for this at all, these sinister libtards “working in the shadows” of the publicly available Internet. Abraham Lincoln would be crying like an eagle. [via Matt Yglesias]
John McCain Plagiarizes Common Proper Nouns, Prepositions, And Historical Dates!
Liberals are very upset with John McCain, again, because it appears he has PLAGIARIZED the famous website Wikipedia in his speech about Georgia and Russia. John McCain is using Wikipedia! That’s all we care about and are very happy to learn that he’s discovered this completely awesome and accurate website. But as some of those [...]
Rumors On The Internets: And I’m Too Sexy For This Song
An Update on President Bush’s Screw-Up
Decoding the Note: Outsourced
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