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Thinkers Play Battleship

Monday, November 16th, 2009

Your head could be in this!Wednesday, November 18: AEI is worried that there are no female scientists.  Oh wait, they don’t really care, they’re just worried that the government may intervene and do something about this. You know, because government intervention in ANYTHING brings about dire “socioeconomic repercussions.” [AEI] MORE »


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Thinkers Forget About The Vets But Remeber The Fall

Monday, November 9th, 2009

Your head could be in this!Monday, November 9: It’s the JDate event of the century: a discussion at the Hudson Institute about why all Jews are liberals! Learn why the Jews worship Obama (hint: it’s not because he’s black). [Hudson Institute] MORE »


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As Per Usual, Thinkers Offer Unsolicted Advice

Monday, November 2nd, 2009

Your head could be in this!Tuesday, November 3: The Center for American Progress has somehow managed to hire God as a Senior Fellow. His All Holiness Ecumenical Patriarch Bartholomew I, the patriarch of Orthodox Christianity, will be discussing the nature of progress, an ever-so-fascinating topic, tomorrow at Georgetown University. [Center for American Progress] MORE »


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Thinkers Declare Socialism To Be The Next Best Thing

Monday, October 26th, 2009

Your head could be in this!Monday, October 26: Does anyone notice that we have a black president? If you still feel like talking about race in the Obama era, you’re in luck: CAP is hosting a discussion about this elusive subject tonight at 6PM. [Center for American Progress] MORE »


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Thinkers Poke Each Other While Crying For The Insurance Companies

Monday, October 19th, 2009

Your head could be in this!Monday, October 19: If all goes according to plan, soon America will be made in China. The New America Foundation divulges how the two countries have in fact become one.  [New America Foundation] MORE »


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Thinkers Disclose The Truth About Sex: Babies For Everyone

Monday, October 12th, 2009

Your head could be in this! Thursday, October 15: In celebration of Columbus Day, Libertarians weigh the pros and cons of using smallpox blankets in Afghanistan. [Cato Institute] MORE »


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Thinkers Are Overwhelmed With Paranoia

Monday, October 5th, 2009

Your head could be in this!Tuesday, October 6: These days the EU poses about as much of a threat to the scientific method as Germany poses to France.  At least, that’s what most rational people think.  AEI exposes how the EU has placed science in jeopardy! [AEI] MORE »


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Thinkers Play Jesus

Monday, September 28th, 2009

Your head could be in this! Monday, September 28: When you’re down, worried about socialism, and convinced that Obama is Hitler, Ronald Reagan will always be there. Today, the Heritage Foundation once again honors this man.  [Heritage Foundation] MORE »


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Thinkers Disclose Why Afghanistan Needs Wal-Mart

Monday, September 21st, 2009

Your head could be in this! Wednesday, September 23: Boo hoo California’s broke. Half of its population has been laid off, the other half may be paid eventually, and basically no one there can find a job. Can AEI save California or should we just fuck it and assume the state will burn down from a wildfire anyway? [AEI] MORE »


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Thinkers Take Back The Constitution!

Monday, September 14th, 2009

Your head could be in this!Tuesday, September 15: Happy anniversary Lehman Brothers!  One year ago today you kids went under, screwing over pretty much all of America. Here’s to last year, a year of high unemployment, bailouts and the near total collapse of the American/global banking system! The Brookings Institute examines what happened last September, where we are today, and what we can do to prevent future crises Tuesday at 10AM. [Brookings Institute] MORE »


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Not Quite Thinking Up To Speed

Monday, August 31st, 2009

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Tuesday, September 1: Always eager to offer a positive view of mankind, the Libertarians have declared us to be greedy, lazy people who act out of self-interest with complete disregard for society at large. This, and our desire to own homes, pretty much sums up their take on why we’re in this financial crisis. But don’t worry, the Cato Institute has found a way to overcome our shortcomings and will be presenting its riveting solutions tomorrow at 12PM. [Cato Institute]
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