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King to Chavez: Shut Your Piehole

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007

Is there anyone who hasn’t wanted to tell an annoying blowhard to shut the fuck up and been unable to because of the circumstances? Well, I guess, it’s good to be king. Last week, at a summit in Chile, King Juan Carlos of Spain told Hugo Chavez to shut up when he couldn’t keep his Crazy to himself (the video is in Spanish). While none of us can actually speak Spanish here at Wonketee HQ, Babelfish kindly informed us that the best translation of porque no te callas is actually “because you do not shut yourself up,” which might even be more awesome. Naturally, someone has made a techno remix of the incident (which might be NSFW if anyone in your office speaks Spanish).

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