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Chinese Toys Laced With Date Rape Drugs. Yup.

Thursday, November 8th, 2007

this'll learn 'emChina, the world’s largest frat house, is continuing to try and kill and/or rape our innocent and nubile children. U.S. safety officials have recalled 4.2 million Aqua Dot bead toys, the gateway drug-toy to anal beads. MORE »