Nevermind, context is overrated, so feel free interpret this nonsense from New York Times executive editor Bill Keller in whichever way feels most comfortable: “Commenting on the keep-the-Times alive movement, Keller said: ‘Saving the New York Times now ranks with saving Darfur as a high-minded cause.’” Ha ha ha. Hmm! No. [Calderone]

Mittens is already campaigning against Hillary Clinton, it seems, by doing the most predictably Mittens thing imaginable: awkwardly bringing up that time Bill cigar-fucked an intern. Ugggggghhhh. It’s getting dangerously close to these election deals kicking off, so I plead the shitheads in Iowa: Do anything you can to make sure it isn’t Mittens vs. Hillary! Or any of the others! Figure some new shit out, then vote for that! [AP]