• Page Six: A Hamptons fundraiser for Sen. Hillary Clinton, featuring an acoustic Jon Bon Jovi concert, went bad last week when organizers neglected to provide chairs for the guests. “It wasn’t done Hamptons-style,” said one social X-ray. [NYP]
• Inside The Beltway: Dick Cheney heads out to Montana to campaign for our pal Sen. Conrad Burns. The forecast calls for photo-ops with guns, lots of swearing, and at least one heart attack. [ href="http://www.washingtontimes.com/national/20060815-010120-4269r_page2.htm">WT]

• Rush & Molloy: Leave it to Joe DiMaggio to be one of the first to peg Tom Cruise as a wackjob. More items on the ol’ Yankee Clipper, please! Who cares if he’s been dead for seven years? [ href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/443487p-373515c.html">NYDN]

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