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Team Raffle Crash: Late Night Shots at Smith Point (Natch)

Friday, October 6th, 2006

DSCN0464.jpgLittle boxes made of ticky-tacky, and they all look just the same.

Have you heard about Late Night Shots? It’s kinda like Facebook for monied mid-20s frat hill staffer types and the blondes who follow them around. Last night, they held a date raffle at your favorite bar and ours, Smith Point. You too could take home Reed Landry for $5 bucks! Because we were drinking for free, we sent poor, abused Intern Nick to cover the proceedings. His photographs and exclusive report are after the jump.

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Metro Section: First World Problems

Wednesday, June 7th, 2006

* An open letter to assholes who still have car alarms. [Barzelay.net] MORE »


The Exquisite Disillusionment of Pierce Bush

Friday, March 10th, 2006

salingerfront.jpgPresident Bush’s nephew Pierce, recently took to the letters page of the Houston Chronicle to offer his uncle a measure of support on the Dubai ports matter. Yesterday, in a telephone interview with the Chronicle, Bush related his reasoning for leaving Georgetown University for the relatively removed environment of UT-Austin. MORE »