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TEAM PARTY CRASH

Team Raffle Crash: Late Night Shots at Smith Point (Natch)

Friday, October 6th, 2006

DSCN0464.jpgLittle boxes made of ticky-tacky, and they all look just the same.

Have you heard about Late Night Shots? It’s kinda like Facebook for monied mid-20s frat hill staffer types and the blondes who follow them around. Last night, they held a date raffle at your favorite bar and ours, Smith Point. You too could take home Reed Landry for $5 bucks! Because we were drinking for free, we sent poor, abused Intern Nick to cover the proceedings. His photographs and exclusive report are after the jump.

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DC

Metro Section: First World Problems

Wednesday, June 7th, 2006

* An open letter to assholes who still have car alarms. [Barzelay.net] MORE »


GEORGE W. BUSH

The Exquisite Disillusionment of Pierce Bush

Friday, March 10th, 2006

salingerfront.jpgPresident Bush’s nephew Pierce, recently took to the letters page of the Houston Chronicle to offer his uncle a measure of support on the Dubai ports matter. Yesterday, in a telephone interview with the Chronicle, Bush related his reasoning for leaving Georgetown University for the relatively removed environment of UT-Austin. MORE »