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McCain Courts Donors, Evades Grim Reaper

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

According to the rings, he is 10,000 years oldThe McCain campaign’s two biggest priorities right now are finding a running mate and fundraising. According to reports, one issue “is being treated with considerably more urgency.” If you guessed that priority #1 was finding a successor to a candidate who, on Inauguration Day, will be just three years shy of average life expectancy, guess again! McCain is more worried about money, duh. [CNN]