Baltimore married person and discriminating alcohol palate “Jenna Bush Hager,” not content to simply write another fake children’s book or pretend to teach children how to read for the rest of her life — she’s a Bush, con sarn it! — has procured herself another fake job, in a fake television show, about death. This income should be taxed at 97%: “NEW YORK – NBC’s “Today” show has hired someone with White House experience as a new correspondent — former first daughter Jenna Hager.” She worked hard to win such gainful employment, however! MORE »