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Tag: the war on paultards

Ron Paul Thinks Sarah Palin Supporters Belong To Country Clubs

Here's some fun news: Ron Paul just slammed the hell out of Sarah Palin. It's in The Politico, even! But, bizarrely, he mocks Palin's idiot supporters as "more establishment, conventional Country-Club type of Republicans." Dr. Paul, have you seen...

Ron Paul Hates Freedom & Democracy (In Iran)

If there's one thing everybody can agree upon, it's that the brave democracy protesters in Iran deserve at least our moral support, right? It's not like it costs money or risks our safety to, say, put a "me too"...

Silly Paultards, The Great War Is Over

It's December, 2007 all over again! Out of nowhere come the Paultards, today, wanting more War. Apparently one of them -- "furlough" (Willie Horton?) at the Daily Paul -- saw some "hate speech" in an earlier post, which doesn't...

CIA/ISRAEL/RNC/COINTELPRO/OBAMA/MSM DIGG RON PAUL HOAX FRAUD AMEROS NWO BURY!!!

Um, "Digg is totally hijacked by COINTELPRO and Likud party hacks. The best way to stop them is to allow the artificial world from whence they came to collapse,, and don't bother to feed them when they come begging."...

Fox News Cuts Off Dokter Ron Paul For His SECRETS!

Here's Ron Paul calling in to Fox News' Neil Cavuto to talk about the financial crisis, TELLING HIM THE SECRETS THAT ONLY HE KNOWS, until the phone line gets fuzzy and the call is lost. The Paultards, as you...

Oh Jesus, What Does Ron Paul Want Now?

Look, Ron Paul, YOU WIN, FINE, YOU AND YOUR SUPPORTERS ARE GREAT, now will you please go away for a long time and play with your gold bricks, alone? Of course he won't, which is why he's making yet...

Limp Blimp Sags Through Ron Paul Liberty Bummer

Guess where your editor went, on Tuesday? That's right, to the magical Ron Paul Concert, in downtown Minneapolis. It is a very pleasant downtown, what with the skyways and the old steak houses and the...

Paultards Attack St. Paul!

Your Wonkette was just having some drinks at various patio restaurants in downtown Minneapolis yesterday when strange dorks began walking around, in bizarre costumes. Here we have, uh, "Ninja Hitler," maybe? And he's pulling a gimp in a wagon...

GOP Scandal Sweetheart To Headline Ron Paul’s Minneapolis Nightmare

Ron Paul's exciting all-day sports arena concert in Minneapolis was really missing only one thing: actual entertainment of some kind for the Paultards expected to pay $17.76 (get it?!) plus five-hundred dollars in Ticketmaster fees for the special privilege...

Should We Just Retire Now?

"The RPSSG has determined to form on the RonPaulForums.com as a method of designing and building a space vehicle capable of carrying a satelite into space. This satelite, called the Ron Paul Satelite, will be a solar powered transmitter,...

Paultards Accuse Wonkette Of Beating Up Women And Children At Paultardpalooza

The fallout continues over last weekend's Paultardpalooza festival in Washington D.C., which your Wonketteers bravely attended for seven minutes between episodes of drinking. If you can imagine, many hobbits on Ron Paul Forums are making strained "mental leaps" between...

Meet Your Wonkette’s ‘Early Morning Shots’ Crew!

What dark human vice was engaged herein, June 12, 2008, among Wonketteers and thine ilk? HEY-O! Aye. Before welcoming Ron Paul's veritable plethora of elitist followers to Washington D.C. for their rally, your Wonkette visited that fine Capitol Hill establishment, the...

Your First Exciting Batch Of Paultardpalooza Photos!

Now that your Wonkette has napped and commenced working on Drunkenness #3 of the day, it's time for our first batch of Paultardpalooza photos! Here are some of the best Paultards we saw at the Ron Paul Rally, at...

We Survived

If you have ever woken up early, not had your average 8 cups of coffee per hour, drank six beers before 11 a.m. (plus a shot!), stood mercilessly in the summer heat of Washington D.C., gone and had several...

GOOD SWEET JESUS GOD: We've gotten a few million "HOT NAKED FLAPPERS" e-mails this afternoon, or at least a few dozen, for Paultardpalooza. Among the respondents were an elitist lawyer and a house of six interns! Ha ha, and...

Your Exciting Wonkette Saturday Morning Drinking Party Details!

We have our plans for Paultardpalooza, finally. We will meet at the gloriously iconic dive bar, the Tune Inn, at 9:30 a.m. tomorrow. We decided on the Tune Inn after calling various Capitol Hill bars and asking, "How early...