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Posts Tagged ‘the war on bananas’

Mitt Romney’s Ties to Satan, Hooters Caught on Video

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007


As if losing the Pat Robertson endorsement wasn’t enough of a blow to Mitt Romney’s social conservative credo, CBS News captured Mitt Romney engaging in some Wiccan black magic voodoo-sins last night in Greenville, South Carolina: Gluttony! Lust! Not Knowing What a Life-Size Banana Looks Like And Calling It A Pepper Instead! MORE »