The View
Geraldo Rivera’s at Fox News now (he’s been there for years, we think, but it never really registered until now), trackin’ down the hot stories. We think he was somewhat taken aback, though, in this clip where he “chases down” Blago in the parking lot of the view.
Here’s Rod Blagojevich on The View, whining about not being able to defend himself in his Senate impeachment trial, which is happening simultaneously, JESUS CHRIST. He was literally on every teevee show this morning running his fat mouth. Apologizing for his curse words, which he learned from the vulgar poors in his “tough neighborhood” growing [...]
Attorney Edward Genson has abruptly quit his role leading the Gov. Blago defense team two days before the idiot’s impeachment trial begins in the Illinois Senate. Instead of listing the standard “personal reasons” or a professional conflict of interest, Genson cites that JESUS CHRIST HOW DO YOU WORK WITH THIS IDIOT: “I never require a [...]
Palin had a tanning bed installed in the Alaska’s governor’s mansion. She could see Russia from that tanning bed. [Ezra Klein] Look into Barack Obama’s very soul with a theocrat/secularist ass thermometer that also appears to be a hypnosis device. [BeliefNet] Palin is trying to get some hockey moms to wear a button that features [...]
The next President of the United States, Michelle Obama, will debase herself before an audience of nice American ladies when she guest-hosts The View today with Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Bette Midler, Boy George, and Ferris Bueller. Stay with us as we liveblog this possibly tragicomic trainwreck at 11AM Eastern — just one short hour [...]
MICHELLE OBAMA WILL HOST THE VIEW! Are you unemployed or otherwise homebound? Then you may enjoy a popular teevee show of black and white ladies called The View … and Mrs. First Lady Michelle “White Power” Obama will be on this show, as a host, again, soon! [Gawker]
