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  medicare will now handle ted's cat scratch fever

Happy Birthday Ted Nugent, You Are The Worst And We Hate You

Our favorite-not-favorite rocker and gun enthusiast turns 65 today! We here at Wonkette would like to wish Ted Nugent a most happy birthday (or should we say Merry Birthday, because December? We don’t want to get yelled at for using the wrong word here.) Since it is Mr. Nugent’s 65th birthday, we are sure that he enjoy sucking on the teat of the Nobummer gubmint and begin using government-run Medicare. We wish him nothing but the best of healthcare — you’re welcome, Ted, for using our tax dollars to subsidize your rock-n-roll lifestyle. Let’s take a trip down memory lane, shall we? Read more on Happy Birthday Ted Nugent, You Are The Worst And We Hate You…
  official histories

A Children’s Treasury Of Comical Excerpts From Blaggy’s FBI Affadavit

Well, we had to do this post at some point (not really!). Thank you to The Smoking Gun for providing this juicy excerpt from the FBI’s affadavit re: the various stupid crimes of Illinois Governor Rod “Blaggy” Blagojevich in his attempt to sell a United States Senate seat for a cushy job, a cushy job for his wife, or just some cold motherfuckin’ cash, preferably from Warren Buffett, who has lots of it. Read more on A Children’s Treasury Of Comical Excerpts From Blaggy’s FBI Affadavit…
  real estate market

Check Out George Bush’s Sexy New Dallas Home

George W. Bush did indeed buy a house for himself and his wife Laura and his two rat dogs as well! It is in the rich area of Dallas, which is probably a suburb! Look! Read more on Check Out George Bush’s Sexy New Dallas Home…
  yes we can't

CURRENT MUGSHOT FASHION: Here are two recently arrested ladies sporting the finest in Barack Obama casual “No Hope” designs. They probably don’t even know each other or anything! But at least our nation’s hopeless are now wearing cheap Obama-themed t-shirts while doing whatever petty crime. [The Smoking Gun] Read more on …
 

Now Why Is This Man Smiling?

Look, we know it’s a slow news day, but this is getting a little ridiculous. Suspected of a crime, accused by the state of a crime. And everyone’s toothy as a fucking beauty pageant. Read more on Now Why Is This Man Smiling?…