Tag: the smoking gun

Vodkagate Hack Exposes Democrat Plot To Accurately Describe Donald Trump

So, the dirt file on Donald Trump that some Russian hackers stole from the Democratic National Committee has supposedly come to light, and it is a shocking exposé of depravity, violence and sex. No, wait, sorry, we're thinking of...

Happy Birthday Ted Nugent, You Are The Worst And We Hate You

Our favorite-not-favorite rocker and gun enthusiast turns 65 today! We here at Wonkette would like to wish Ted Nugent a most happy birthday (or should we say Merry Birthday, because December? We don't want to get yelled at for...

A Children’s Treasury Of Comical Excerpts From Blaggy’s FBI Affadavit

Well, we had to do this post at some point (not really!). Thank you to The Smoking Gun for providing this juicy excerpt from the FBI's affadavit re: the various stupid crimes of Illinois Governor Rod "Blaggy" Blagojevich in...

Check Out George Bush’s Sexy New Dallas Home

George W. Bush did indeed buy a house for himself and his wife Laura and his two rat dogs as well! It is in the rich area of Dallas, which is probably a suburb! Look! It cost our president...

CURRENT MUGSHOT FASHION: Here are two recently arrested ladies sporting the finest in Barack Obama casual "No Hope" designs. They probably don't even know each other or anything! But at least our nation's hopeless are now wearing cheap Obama-themed...

Now Why Is This Man Smiling?