Oh That Wacky Cartoon Black-Issues Preacher
Tuesday, May 6th, 2008
OMG did you hear what colored people are up to “in their churches”? Well let’s have one more moment of comic/feigned outrage over what those uppity black people are saying, as the Jeremiah Wright “scandal” will be the closest any of you white people ever get to a black church. Also, uh, this is what the fancy New York magazine Vanity Fair does these days: “Mash ups” of copyrighted video from The Simpsons and the entire two minutes of Reverend Wright’s wacky history of sermons, which so far we’ve yet to hear a single person, you know, make any sort of coherent argument against. Anyway, John McCain is Grandpa Simpson, as we will scientifically prove, after the jump. MORE »
OMG did you hear what colored people are up to “in their churches”? Well let’s have one more moment of comic/feigned outrage over what those uppity black people are saying, as the Jeremiah Wright “scandal” will be the closest any of you white people ever get to a black church. Also, uh, this is what the fancy New York magazine Vanity Fair does these days: “Mash ups” of copyrighted video from The Simpsons and the entire two minutes of Reverend Wright’s wacky history of sermons, which so far we’ve yet to hear a single person, you know, make any sort of coherent argument against. Anyway, John McCain is Grandpa Simpson, as we will scientifically prove, after the jump. MORE »
Do you have Draft Obama fever? Well, take some Advil or whatever, because it’s time to drop the “draft” and make it official! Barry Hussein will announce he’s running for president at a special event on Saturday in Springfield, home of TV’s “The Simpsons.” 
According to a new CNN poll, 45% of Americans blame Bush for 9/11. 
When Pierce Bush got caught up in the news cycle after mounting a defense of his uncle’s stance on the Dubai Ports deal, it was only a matter of time before we heard from the good people at Operation Yellow Elephant: