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Posts Tagged ‘The Republic of Texas’

If Trucks Ran On Puppies, Texas Would Drive Them Still

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

dont_mess_with_texas1.jpgIt was announced today in an exciting ceremony that Texas is now far and away the country’s foremost producer of carbon emissions, emitting more than the states ranked two (California) and three (Pennsylvania) combined. And the plan the state has developed to deal with its massive output of pollution into the atmosphere is this: fuck you. MORE »